LOOK OUDE, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA

EXCEPT YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME AND FINISH THAT ESSAY, SON!

OMG WHO ARE YOU, MY BOSS?!

HA HA HA HA HAR

my sarif impression is flawless

super funny given your screenname on this site XD

hahaha

So like we had a terrible conversation with cherrytruck about this just now

I shall share some of the highlights, most of them MY FAULT SON

OMG THERE SHOULD BE A MEME FOR SARIF GOOGLING
ADDING "SON" TO EVERY SEARCH TERM AUTOMATICALLY BECAUSE HE CAN'T HELP IT
"FREE FIREBALLS SON" [after discussing how to google for fireballs]

then of course there had to be examples

kjg

"DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FULL TEXT SON" [idk why he's googling this]
"HUMAN GENOME SON"
"HUGH DARROW IS A FINE-ASS OLD MOTHERFUCKER SON"

NANOMACHINES, SON

SHIT SON YES HOW DID I FORGET THAT

then he tries to do research on his employees

"ADAM JENSEN SON"

ITS EVOLUTION, SON!

XD

Che would of course make him join Mortal Kombat so it becomes "GET OVER HERE SON"

I was still stuck in MGS so

YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD SON

then Tumblr showed me this terrible pic

and I came up with the worst line of them all

"THIS IS GOOD, ISN'T IT, SON?"

in conclusion

LOOOOL

I STILL NEVER ASKED FOR THIS son

NANOMACHINES, SON /bricked

he never asked for a son thats so sad

thats what bb would say

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS SON.

yeah yeah lazy punctuation so sue me

perhaps I asked for the OTHER son, just not THIS one

like I wanted Solid, not Liquid /SHOT

i never asked for this son, son

LOL

i NEED DICK SON

there

I LOOK AWAY FOR A MINUTE AND

SHIT, SON

you never asked for dicks?

TOO BAD

IN FACT NO I WAS NOT THE ONE WHO RAISED THIS REQUEST SON

THAT TASTES GOOD SON

GDI SON

i love this game