The laws of nature as you know it are a complete and utter fantasy and we're all being controlled by beings that have the sense of humor of three year olds who just discovered poo jokes. And I can prove it.

... sob

Actually, you know, Shirley is surprisingly resilient to that kind of thing.

So long as there are rules _somewhere_ and logic works, even if they're not the rules she's used to, she's fine.

THERE MIGHT BE STARTLED SCREAMING AND JUMPING AROUND AND OH GOD WHAT IS THAT but fine in the long term

Well, long term...

note: "we ran out of drugs" doesn't work at her point in canon. Yet.

Oddly that never came to me.

It was the first thing I thought of, other than some reference to Moriarty. Which also does not work yet.

Coincidence? I think not.

Well, you know her better than I!