Someone plurked about vigorboards, and now I want a sole skate. Which is not one, but baby steps.

The only reason I didn't impulse buy one off of Amazon is because I am heavier than the maximum weight for the one I saw.

And then someone plurked a picture of Ryan Gosling playing a strange instrument I've never seen before and I didn't feel right derailing the plurk to be like.

WHAT IS THAT STRANGE INSTRUMENT IT INTRIGUES ME

so then I went to google and got lost but I discovered three-string guitars and now they are my life goal but I already bought an expensive toy this month so I have to wait an indeterminate amount of time

before I can get another one.

... I haven't even gotten to the bottom of my unread plurks yet today. Let alone started on tags.

tldr: I've lost the ability to function as a human being because everything is just so interesting.

It's a pretty good reason for distraction though

this is true.