my mother is just taking every single opportunity she can to nitpick at the stupidest things I do and EVERYONE in the house is fucking sick of it

I was hungry, so I made cup noodles and what does she do? Complain that I'm slurping

Woman, it is 10 PM and we are at home no one cares that I'm slurping

I don't care if you want to pull the "this is America, not Japan" card; no one will go along with your shit

it may be petty of me to complain about her pettiness but her BS is just constantly flowing everytime we're in the same space

and she wonders why I don't like it when she hugs me

sighs loudly