CUT THE BLUE WIRE

it's always the blue wire

I don't have a blue wire!

THEY'RE ALL YELLOW

welp, you're fucked

do not listen to the dog that says kill

Do I listen to the dog that says live?

Or am I not supposed to be listening to dogs?

I would say if it's saying live, you can listen to it

but I would also email a medical professional

or get it on video because that will be a viral hit on youtube

in case meds are wonky

I WOULD ALSO DO THAT

because then maybe you can get a deal

and make a bajillion dollars (approx.)