Given the subject matter, I almost hate to be the first person to comment on this, but... Bahahahahaha

I knew it! haha

We both did, Kevin, in fact, everyone did.

Small victories ace... small victories.

"Ahh, a post about butts."

pushes back from computer

sets timer

t-minus ten minutes to comment from Danny

I think we're a bit young to be worried about this...

although according to david sedaris colonoscopies are actually not so bad

They don't even recommend you get checked annually until earliers 35.

*earliest

You're a braver man than I. Pretty sure I'll crawl into a dark corner and rock back and forth-- reminiscing back to the days before my innocence was lost.

guys are such babies.

SarahD: Right?! I mean... speculum:

every year after age 20, baby

the speculum isn't even the wrost part. this mother fucker...

Cervical scrapings. Doctors typically use a more friendly looking version, but it is still a bottle brush.

oh come on it is one finger up your butt once a year

I mean on a technical level the anal canal is much tighter than the vaginal canal, but given the size difference between a finger and a speculum, and given the fact that the speculum is cranked wider and then

left there for like five minutes

while they scrape your insides with things

also there's something pinchy that goes up there and clips a small piece of actual tissue off.

meanwhile some dude just pokes your prostate and goes, "yeah, okay."

They partly are, though. Part of checking for cervical healthlike when you get prescribed birth controlis checking the positioning of the cervix, which involves them sticking their fingers all the way

up there and hooking their fingers into your cervix to feel where it's at.

oops stupid strikethrough

I mean they are both hugely uncomfortable, but hey man. Ladies have to have things shoved up their lady parts all the time. Man up.

Yeah okay.