AC: *reporting, reporting blah blah I'm Anderson Cooper, no one will THINK OF HURTING ME!*
Zombie: *groan, nom*
AC: AHHHHHHH! *dies*
do you think he'd even be able to get the "AHHHHHHH!!" out?
he just... stands there and lets them get it over with?
Well, he doesn't see it coming. They're behind him and his crew is all *Eek, runs away* and he'll turn around to see what it is, making a
CLASSIC horror movie mistake. And once you do that, you're dead. There are rules, you know.