7. Canon review for Scott because wtf am I even doing for him

8. Canon review for preboot Barry because I give up on new 52 Flash.

also vivider I still want to tag Raimei but it has been like two weeks and I am far too ashamed to tag your post that late

...IT'S NOT IN ANY ORDER

just whatever I remembered things in

8. AGREE. WTF IS BAR TOR I JUST READ THE NEW TITANS ISSUE

ahahah I gave up on new Teen Titans like at issue 2

I legit have no idea what even is going on with them anymore

Bart's real name is "Bar Tor"

.....................

are you fucking serious

are you fucking with me, DC

I WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF THIS MUCH

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Bart's name is Bar Tor and he just got yanked through a portal

wow I don't even have words

Like, okay, you don't want him to be Barry's blood relation

I refuse to believe this

BAR TOR DOESN'T EVEN FLOW

wow I'm so angry right now

this all Lobdell's doing?

Well he might be dead next issue.

Can we--what

Yes. This is Lobdell.

what

He got yanked through a portal back to the future to face his 'crimes' or whatever

ughhhhhhhh

And the "next issue" thing promises "The end of a Titan, but not the one you'd think"

Which most people will take to mean that it's not Bart dying

or maybe it means that that's not Bart, that's Inertia, because in the arrested Bart flashback in Flash, he was wearing Inertia's colors

=A=

I am actually holding out for this.

as long as Bart doesn't die

although that means he's alive for Lobdell to butcher him longer

I don't even know what I want anymore

Because maybe they will give me the real Bart, not this sexed-up screwball. And by they, I mean someone else.

--wait what he's sexed-up?

omg what is even going on in Teen Titans??

I dunno, he reads off to me. Like he's more like Gar with the hitting on girls

Tim is going around sleeping with half the team

Lobdell is a mess.

Jesus.

hahahahaha if they fridge Solstice I quit DC for real.

STOP FRIDGING THE WOMEN

Fridging any of them would be a kindness

.....that's true.

They're teen titans. THEY RESURRRECT.

They're on like, the fast lane through the revolving door of death

sigh

okay I should probably....sit at a desk and do all of this

instead of hunching over in my bed

we could do something on the yard sale :|a unless that's too late for you too hahahah idek i didn't tag anything in the yard sale

nah, I'm only just getting around to the yard sale right now

I am just late to the party everywhere

Raimei doing anything for the yard sale?

no i didn't tag anywhere

I MEAN WE CAN JUST PLAN ON IT FOR LATER... OR YOU CAN TAG MY POST. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S OLD

IT'S UP TO YOU

ARE YOU SURE?

I always feel so awkward tagging things like two weeks later...

I want Scott

I want to throw Prussia at him.

do you have a Prussia post anywhere..... or a thing on the yard sale....

I was going to put something up on the yard sale.

He's trying to force tribble fur products on people.

Scott.

....Prussia no

tribbles are not for fur or consumption

Baaaart.

MARIE I WANT TO APP BARRY SO WE CAN HAVE FAMILY NOT-REALLY-BONDING TIMES

well I'm sure they'll bond eventually

SO DO IT

(Also, I'm keeping Bart away from the tribble yard sale. He hates how tribbles are everywhere, but he actually LIKES them one on one so he'd find it disturbing)

I WILL. Assuming work doesn't eat me in the next few weeks.

no no, he's selling like tribble fur cloth and patches and little patchwork blankets. XD

NOT-REALLY-BONDING TIMES LIKE: Bart tries to talk to him on his intro post. Sees that he is talking to Wally (and possibly much more readily). PEACES OUT ALL OH LOOK YOUR K.F. IS HERE.

chocolateisbrainfood: ohhh okay. that's....kind of cute, actually

shhhh don't call him cute. :|

NOOOO BART STOP don't peace out

Prussia is the manliest man to ever be masculine.

................I snorted at that

shut up the fact his brother is the one built like a tank does not mean anythng

I'd imagine Bart is going to be very conflicted over Barry being here.

....I'm sorry, Bart.

Fff. No you're not.

Nope, I'm really not. 8D

okay I'm really getting out of bed now and working on this. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, PING ME.

pings you

val this is important

i can't stop picturing barry with a banana on his chest instead of a lightning bolt

....goddammit Yuul

what if he had a lemon on his chest instead

and the bolts on his head are lemons

NO HE IS LEMONHEAD

LMAO

wouldn't it make more sense for the bananas to be the bolts though...

two bananas on each side of his head

half a lemon sticking out of his chest

his body covered in strawberry jam

this got erotic

wtf did i just walk into---

.........................wow yuul

YOU WALKED INTO A DISCUSSION THAT ACTUALLY STARTED WITH DRAGONS

LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND RUNS AWAY

Oh my god and he would make so many lemon puns.

Catching someone "I thought you could use a little Lemon Aid"

.............no Marie, why did you say that, now I can't stop laughing

here is Prussia's thread if you want to tag it.

eee, thanks Kathrine!

In a hostage situation "Le mon people go"

WHY I DON'T CARE...... IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S TIME SENSITIVE

WHAT?? potentially nsfw?? it's not like i was talking about barry with a banana up his butt >: (

Barry. That is not how to protect yourself from surprise-buttsex with a GL.

(We are now officially NSFW. You're welcome)

green lantern made banana construct

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wow guys

ribbed

vivider: BECAUSE I'M WEIRD. 8( but yaaaay I'll add that to my evergrowing list of things to tag

STOP THAT YUUL

why did I delete my facepalming emote

what are you talking about i'm a decent human being

HAHAHAHAHA

thanks yuul, I needed that laugh

single manly tear

and thank you Reine, I will flash all my bananas. 8|b

thank you reine you will be glad to know i've somewhat cut back on murder

wait no i haven't

of course you haven't

falls asleep on

Oh damn, I actually DO have a reason to put Bart at the yard sale. He needs tape or an ace bandage for the race.

GO BART GO

Scott is rooting for you

Shouldn't he be rooting for the Young Avenger?

shhhh don't tell Tommy that

GO VAL GO

THANK YOU KATYA