ok so I just woke up from this weird as all hell dream. I went to school using my awesome ko-kart motorcycle thing that I got at night, then on my way home I narrowly avoided a bus driver drunk driving

on the wrong side of the road and went to go give my phone number to Singpang

(the parking officer of the local parking structure so that he could take a statement.)

After that I got on the parking structure's elevator, then ended up in a hotel in Vegas. Actually extremely confused because I couldn't remember how I got there and going

"I should've just gotten a ride home from my grandmother when she offered"

I walked out to the outside of the casino I'm in onto a Pokemon farm. A few Pokemon try to attack me and Ash comes to save me, but it's not Ash??

Like idk who that was but it wasn't actually Ash, but in the dream I knew it was.

He told me that there had to be a reason I was there and I told him it wasn't real, then suddenly Sherlock Holmes and John Watson

from BBC's Sherlock

are behind me and John says that he knows I'm stressed but I need to remember what's real.

Then faux-Ash's head exploded just as I was saying that I needed to get home, not deal with a bunch of things that aren't even real. Sherlock mentions I'm having a psychological breakdown

(apparently that was why Will Smith was younger and working at my college I guess)

(in an office that doesn't even exist in reality that I somehow got to at college after witnessing a gang fight and a band performance for a football game with everyone dressed in the state alchemist uniform)

Anyway Sherlock said that I came to the place that I remembered as home. (At this point he looks more like Khan mind you, but he still sounds like Sherlock?? It was weird.)

No one seemed to care that faux-Ash's head exploded, but it was really heartwarming I guess??

Then I woke up. It was really weird.

It was so vivid though?? Like I don't know what just happened but it felt really legit even though I woke up and was like "HOW THE FUCK DID I THINK THAT WAS LEGIT??"

apparently according to dream-sherlock i'm having a breakdown and need to go to vegas to save ash's head from exploding i don't know

also it is 4:30 in the morning I need to go back to sleep but this dream really woke me up somehow

Uhg. Okay. Going back to sleep because cramps are trying to kick up again and I'd like to skip that, especially since I have to play yard sale today.

(my mom and grandma decided that they're doing it tomorrow and to only give me a heads up at 9pm last night)

SORRY I SLEPT FOR LIKE AN HOUR MORE THEN WE HAD A YARD SALE SO I HAD TO HELP..