it's almost too much.

if I have won the captain-ship of the USS Obvious.

WOOT!

wear that shiny captains hat every which way I go.

remembers when it almost used to be a challenge to find porn.

'shit' now I've won the crotchety old man, get of my lawn regional trophy.

It used to feel rewarding to find that perfect video that checked off all my blocks but now it's oversaturated.

what tumblrs are you following?

Drusilla Lol. The porn-y ones. It didn't start out that way. I had some very specific people to follow.

I hadn't been on the site in years.

then: oh that's a nice looking lady.

-click-

that's all it took that one click.

now it's completely out of control.

LIIIIIES

well if you want to see my non-porny tumblr it's: tumble.subjectifly.com