If I play Norman, which goddamn, do I want to play Norman.

But fucking Dexter meeting teenage Norman Bates? Like.

Could we just please take a moment to think about how magnificent that would be?

Also, why isn't Dexter's dad like a huge meme?

Just fucking popping out from behind doors like NOW, DEXTER.

Jesus Christ his dad.

EVERY TIME HE COMES ON I FUCKING CRACK UP

"NOW, DEXTER, YOU TAKE THAT NICE GIRL TO THE DANCE. WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE FINDING OUT YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH."