well then you shouldn't have been doing that then

But I want to scam people with the plurk lottery! Come on, Lou.

You never let me do anything fun. You or plurkbuddy.

you did it wrong, Josh. I can s how you how to do it right if you just send $10,000USD Dollars to the following offshore account:

You got it!

You mean I'm not going to win the plurk lottery???

Alanna.... there is no plurk lottery. It was all a scam run by me in order to get you all to like me. I guess I messed up again. I... I'll go now.

You can't go without giving me back my money!