already annoyed at shit and its not even been 15 minutes

what'd they do...

4 minutes in and we see a woman in a bra and thin robe

and blandy mcprotagonist apparently is the best agent in shield "since romanov" HAHAHA no

also trying too hard to be whedonesque cutsey banter

"she's a groupie. she may as well be one of those sweaty cosplay girls crowding around stark tower"