It's just a jump to the left.....

And a step to the riiiight! (Bring toast! and...I forgot what else.)

If they call out the Rocky Horror virgins like yourself, just go with what happens (if they do anything I mean).

Lorien: Squirt gun (depending on the venue), toilet paper, lighter or some kind of light, newspaper

And Janet = SLUT and Brad = ASSHOLE

NO NECK!