Now to find/write one...

What contract is he auditioning for, you may ask? None! These auditions means nothing.

Tell me about it . . I honestly can't imagine WHY we're currently having them. Anyone who would have been replaced WAS when the hours were

cut.

perhaps we should go in together, sing "buddy can you spare a dime" in hobo clothes and go drink at the alehouse.

heh ... hobo