1) She is pretty much the asshole Jesus meme, whispering over my should to do the worst thing possible. Oddly enough, it's often what the game wants.

2) She cuts the tension of the game like a flame thrower to butter by constantly mocking the monsters and calling for them.

3) Like an ADD squirrel, it is impossible to keep track of what she is focusing on, so that rooms I have been through 7 times will finally prompt a reaction.

4) She has some strange belief that I know what's going on when the game melts and becomes so sort of goopy nightmare.

5) She is way more freaked out by this game than I am, and jumps at lamps and doors at the top of stairs or down long hallways. And her constant shift from "AH! Run!" to "It's your buddy-friend!" is Dana.

Amnesia? Oh you mean Daniel and friends! He has so many buddy friends!

That he does. Not sure if I want to play the second game or Outlast next.

Second one!!!!