Wow. Write a book dude. Seriously start capturing some of this.

Sister-in-law is absolutely devastated. Her mother has kicked her father out of the house. My brother who got married had to be restrained from killing her dad. I had SO MUCH FUN.

My uncle was working hard to get the party restarted and I helped him and it was really nice.

That is sad and hilarious at the same time

omg. just OMG

That's awful. I am glad no one was killed. Unrestrained violence is a terrible thing. Glad you were able to salvage some of what should have been a happy day.

at least your bro will have stories to tell

oh wow. That is just…I have no words. Good on you for trying to salvage the situation, but…wow. Hopefully people will look back and laugh, not keep rehashing it.

Wow, I hope your brother and his wife (I'm assuming that part of the wedding went right) are going somewhere FAR, FAR AWAY for their honeymoon.

Dude. And you didn't even invite me.

www.plurk.com/Weniki is always invited.

i could have been your date! I make a great wedding date.

Hi, found you on that where-are-you-in-the-world plurk. Saw that you read a lot; now I know that you write a lot. Nice meeting you. That being said, would it be a crime if I guffawed at the story? xD

I'm so sad for the bride though. xD