At any rate, I am more than happy that November is begun.

(Has begun? I'm not sure which is better.)

lighten up! halloween is fun, and there's free candy. I see zero reason to complain.

Childish? Exactly! It's a chance for the child deep inside all of us to escape every once in a while and have some fun!

Don't you like fun?

Everyone likes fun!

see this guy knows what's up!

Oh, what a nice thing to say!

sure thing bro

No, I don't particularly like fun.

I like films and books and acting like an adult.

You don't like fun? Impossible!

Not your idea of it, anyway.

Hey now, I like films and books, too!

The sanctioned ones on the company list, of course

I think they're fun, and that's why I like them.

And just because I like fun doesn't mean I don't act like an adult! Adulthood is only a construct, a label placed upon our slowly rotting bodies to help us come to terms slowly with our own mortality.

Fascinating.

Isn't it? Life is so magnificent!

And by extension, death!

That was sarcasm.

i mean, i assume??

Quite.

Doesn't make it any less true!