its horizontal twitter or something.

aye, 'tis true.

i guess it's a good way to keep track of parties or whatever

but as soon as somebody links me to a buzzfeed article i'm out

you've friended the right bloke for parties. (;

yeahyeah, that's what they all say. you're in a frat right? i bet it's the bestest frat on campus, too

flatterer! but it'll get you everywhere.

yeah, that'd be us!

we've the most liquor, and we throw the best parties. none of that 'educational' bollocks. no piss beer.

no piss beer, that's definitely a plus

hey buzzfeeds got some pretty informative stuff

like this

omg steve seriously

I'm just saying, people take time out of their day to write that stuff.

They are paid to write it. It's a job, Steve.