free booze

free beer

also free liquor

did i mention free alcohol? fairly important.

it's better than ep alph thet

because they don't have free alcohol

actually they might?

doesn't matter! they don't honour talk like a pirate day, bunch of heathens.

you forgot to mention we are just better than 'em

thought that much was obvious!

it's just proper to say it too

aye, you've a point, lad.

well we're just better than them too!

and we have the best frat house on campus

that is a plus

unless you count those weird victorian LARPers with the mansion

(i don't because they're bloody bizarre)

i think they tried to curse me once

you tell 'em you're already the devil incarnate?

aye, after i gave the wizard a nice shiner

thatta boy, boyo

they start chanting whenever i pass now

its rather funny

you should try speaking in tongues back at em.

that's why i'm taking mordish

i've never been good at the pirate thing, pass