since there was a case of mistaken identity

There is a cat howling outside our window.

Deal with it.

my milkshake brings all the lady cats to the yard.

if it's pregnant we are not keeping the cats

you are cruel, so cruel. i will adopt these cats out of the goodness of my heart and they will keep me company as i sit around in your socks.

I will train them to piss on your bed.

i will use your socks for my bedsheets

You know you don't need your eyebrows.

i think i do need those. i throw in the towel. for now.

good man