[extra credit] First student to find me a jade figurine no larger than a coffee mug but no smaller than a thimble gets a free A.
With the price they'll pay for that, it isn't exactly a 'free' A.
I didn't say they had to purchase it.
You know they will.
What good little ducklings they are then. I'd hate to suggest anything illegal.
You say that as if they care.
Of course they don't, they're theater students.