I thought you went to sleep

You know what assumptions do.

The make you WRONG.

(zing!)

and yet you went offline

right as I am waking up

WHATEVS, BEF!!

WHATEVS!!!

HEY

did you get chips or not tho

I'M ALWAYS ONLINE ON MY PHONE

I totes did.

I was all up on that nacho cheese.

the cheese that isn't mine

I ate a donut.

I should probably try going back to sleep.

I have to take pills, tho.

I could watch a movie. Or play a game. Or write a letter.

(although the last attempt at writing a letter I attempted writing turned out rather bleak and now I don't know if I should rewrite it or scrap it or send it or what)

That reminds me! I want your address. I forgot to grab it when I left. I'm going to try to remember to post.

I was going to text you, but evidently your number isn't in my phone anymore.

I didn't realize you felt that strongly about not liking me.

your number didn't change.

WAH

I don't know why it didn't transfer to the new phone.

I apologize you were a casualty.

I apologize you are so casual.

Yolo.

Your Highness.

Totes Highness

Pills, man.

I need to take more but they're over...there

I understand.

I'm closing this computer. Feel free to pick a medium for harassment. I will respond.

me at the hotel.

WHY IS MY BOYO CRYING

rose meet bef

I picked her out of thousands

I'm magical!