IT'S GOT PEANUTS AND CORN IN IT!

AND IT SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE

Oh man.... let the trollin' begin... just wait for the ideal moment to leave it in the bottom of the bath...

oh god

it came in a box with a return address called "Poop Soap"

not the most discreet packaging lol

if he insists on the bathtub plan, i would recommend wetting it first. for that new-poop shine. it looks sortof chalky and old right now

I wanna put a little hat on it

i like that it is realistically sized. often its the scale that gives things like this away.

Yeh I'm guessing a little hat might give it away too

it passes the first-glance test. if i didnt know this was a thing, i would DEFINITELY think it was a real poop

So I'll take an EXTRA long bath next week - and then leave it in the bottom when I leave

i still think it needs to be slipped inside a stack of clean wash cloths

ON A PILLOW

we're formulating the perfect plan TOGETHER!

its important to do things together, helps you bond as a couple.

Mr Hanky!

The most worrisome thing about all that is... I might actually have a use for the stuff.