All Women Love Shoes: I can't wait to actually throw this one in-game. Eep does love shoes. They won't be as good as the ones Guy made her, but man, she's going to love some of the shoes.

Badass Normal!

Big Eater: Also looking forward to putting this one in-game.

Bratty Teenage Daughter: Oh yeah.

Five-Man Band: The Lancer. This is the member of the Five-Man Band who is most likely to not be a team player. He's the one who sneaks off on his own to advance the team's goals independently.

Yup yup yup yup.

Interspecies Romance: Eep (Neanderthal) and Guy (Cro Magnon). Granted, this depends on whether you're classifying Neanderthals as a different species or just a subspecies of Homo sapiens.

<3

Lightning Bruiser!

Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: in the best way.

eh, I'd say subspecies

Yes, I would too. Nonetheless, whatever it is, IT BE CUTE AS HELL.

Significant Green-Eyed Redhead, my very favorite trope.