u loser

shit

harlot do I take the 51 dollars or do I take the leather jacket I think I only get one

I am stealing these from someone's house apparently

LEATHER JACKET

I TOOK IT

GOOD now u stylin

profilin

oh no worries I got the cash too. cool! it said 'take 1 item' so I thought... well whatever. now I look cool and have money

omg this doctor is covered in blood I don't think I want to be treated her

*gere

......whatever

good to know the quest response options are the same

HAPPY TO HELP/what;s the pay/ NOPE JUST PASSING THROUGH

fuck yeah killed a lizard suck it

what did that lizard ever do to you

nothing compared to the rabbit that just did like 9 damage to me what the fuck

not even like mutated rabbit monster but literally "bunny"

/hangs head in shame

HAHAHA

oh they're "armored"... that make me feel a little better

fm are you joker or something because wow

no I shit you not. I should have screengrabbed it. it like LATACHED ONTO MY THROAT or some shit and did 6 damage

demon bunny...

so after I went to use Medic to heal myself and YOU CAN'T HEAL YOURSELF why the fuck not

my main guy is unconscious this is a merciless hellhole fuck those praire dogs 8(

lmao jesus

totally worth it though. I'll ahve to dick around more when I pick pbs and shit