i had to teach a class the other day at work and this little girl PUNCHED MY TIT LIKE SQUARE ON THE NIPPLE

and i have nipple piercings and now my ENTIRE NIPPLE like MY WHOLE NIPPLE

IS PURPLE

( it actually looks kind of punk rock BUT )

did you ice it

oh my god

I DID

she.........punched your tit????

why???

SHE DIDN'T LIKE MEAN TO

she was sort of flailing and then hit my nipple head on

and i was like

UH HUH OKAY IT'S COOL NO WORRIES AKJSDH HAHAHHAH DON'T CRY DON'T FUCKING CRY SHARI

that has happened to me numerous times B|

...I was around kids a lot

oh man oh man that sucks so much ;; at least you iced it tho!!

AJKSHDJK CRIES IT'S SO TRUE

when kitties do that massaging thing

DON'T YOU GET THAT I'VE SHOVED PIECES OF METAL THROUGH THERE DON'T TOUCH IT

oh man, the second cat I had would literally put her paw RIGHT on the nipple and just stand there

STOP, CAT B(

KAJSHD I'M LUCKY CAUSE MY CATS ARE LAZY

omfg naughty cats