LMFAO two seconds in and arthur is already a princess
nice 2 know nothing has changed
maybe this season will have some sort of continuous plot
omg it's the guy from potc
arthur that was dicky for you
i thought i was your only servant
ARTHUR HOW CAN YOU REPLACE ME AS EASILY
ahjsdkhkalsd morgana dreams
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they really are
go eat a dick guy from pirates
YES THAT'S WHAT I UNDERSTOOD
i don't know what a clotpole is either
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also wow arthur just broke up with merlin
"i just want arthur to trust me, and to see me for who i really am"
EVERYTHING I DO IT FOR HIM, AND HE JUST THINKS ME AN IDIOT
what's the point of locking a drawer if you're just gonna leave the key in there
merlin have u been on the cider
WOW I FEEL LIKE HE WOULDN'T DO THAT????? BUT FINE W/E
i finally see gwen's cleavage i feel complete
wow this is the most obvious thing
the only real magic to learn is when a dragon breathes on you
OMG NO THE FRIENDSHIP STINGS
WOW FUCK U MERLIN THAT WAS CRUEL
does this mean you're admitting that one this occasion i was actually right???
DID I DO GOOD ARTHUR ARE YOU PROUD YET
"not really, no"
his face
this show makes me want to write porn like nothing else, i feel like that's saying something
they should just spoon instead
arthur can have boob pillows and be comfy it's a good solution
gwen/arthur is still so weird to me SO WEIRD WHY IS IT HAPPENING
her being sassy at him tho
GO FOR A WALK TO DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT GIRLS DO
gwen says......... you're cooking
DOES GWEN EVEN LIKE ARTHUR
DOES ARTHUR EVEN LIKE GWEN
ARE THEY GOING TO GET MARRIED
I CAN'T GET OVER HOW HE LITERALLY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
UM??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
omg girl what about morgana
OMG BOY WHAT ABOUT MORGANA
WOW WHAT IF THEY DO THAT FIST THING LIKE IN KNIGHT'S TALE
js this kind of makes you a shitty assassin
WOW THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY BADASS
they made jousting not entirely boring
i get the shippiness but something does not feel right
like arthur is only trying to do nice thing to impress gwen like. he doesn't actually want to do good things he's just like BUT WILL IT GET ME LAID???
MORGANA WITH MAGIC IN THE PREVIEWS EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOSE MY SHIT
sadsfdgfhgj morgana
and merlin got over the fact that morgana wanted to kill uther
GOD THE SHIPS IN THIS SHOW
I HAVE LITERALLY NO CLUE WHAT'S CANON OR NOT
MERLIN/GWEN I WAS LIKE 100% SURE ON
merlin/morgana is a ship i'm gonna call sad babies
A LITERAL QUOTE WORD FOR WORD VIA ARTHUR PENDRAGON
"IS SHE THE ONLY ONE TO RECEIVE YOUR AFFECTIONS?"
ARTHUR JEALOUSY IS NOT CUTE
sad babies being sad babies
so i herd u was talkin shit bout jousting
fuck morgana and how pretty and sad she is
I FEEL BAD FOR THE HORSES
have you met leon yet because i feel like you two would get along famously
(he's the only knight other than arthur and that geraint dude who ever speaks because they filmed this in france so none of the knight extras speak english)
i feel like i have but i don't know his face
I GOOGLED HIM i think i've seen him a bit but he hasn't been especially relevant
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hothothothothot
he's my favourite wallpaper
he is rly hot
though i feel like as a knight he should know that's not how you hold a sword
don't tell him what to do
i like mordred and i know i shouldn't but i do
i followed most of the merlin cast on twitter because they're awesome but when i went to follow asa (who played mordred) all his tweets were about sick beats and dope nights and i'm like
you're like 12 what are you doing
sick beats and dope nights is my twitter too
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merlin just show morgana u can do magic it's a good thing
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NO HE'S PAPA
do i wanna nap or watch another one
i'm really mad because i want to read really bad gay arthur/merlin porn but i can't because i'll be SPOILED
fuck naps watch all the merlins
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actual kicked puppy
I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
more like YES I HIT A FUCKING UNICORN merlin are you taping this
we're going to be youtube sensations
that's like a million points right there merlin why are you crying are those tears of joy yes i agree that was very awesome
we're going to get like one million hits on youtube and everyone is going to shower me in attention and tell me how great i am just like it should be
also go clean my windshield
omfg gwen wearing morgana's clothes
this hurts b/c morgana likes arthur but arthur is gonna save gwen because he likes her all mutual and stuff :c
i seriously feel like this exact plotline has happened like three times already
this the part of the show where we have to assure you that it gets better...
NO IT JUST IS ALWAYS SO PREDICTABLE it's ok tho
uther says no, arthur says no, morgana says yes, arthur says yes, gaius says no, merlin says yes fuck u yes
and i haven't finished the episode but i'm gonna guess arthur will get hurt and merlin will cry at least once
THERE'S JUST NO PLEASING YOU SOMETIMES
EW IT'S LIKE A GIANT NAKED LMOLE RAT
IT'S REALLY FUNNY THAT'S HE'S SO SCARED
like dude just get him some nachos, he'll be cool
i'd forgotten there were wilddeoren in this ep
i ship lancelot and gwen so much
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but that sTINGS
oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
WELP BOYS BEING BABIES YEP GOOD
gemma he has crap all over his face and i'm rly hoping this is the episode where he makes that face
THERE ARE SO MANY PAINFUL THINGS
he didn't make the face
this episode stings like a bitch but it's so good
i'm not sure if that's a face arthur makes or if it was just bradley (the actor) so don't be discouraged
I TAKE BACK THE PREDICTABILITY
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
omg i really really really like lancelot
BURY ME WITH THIS EPISODE
hELP THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS
is merlin/lancelot a ship
i literally ship everything
wow gwen is just rolling in men isn't she
THE EPISODE WAS A ROLLERCOASTER I WASN'T READY FOR
THERE BE TROLLS OR SOMETHING
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so shari i feel like this is an emote you should have
oh no what does that mean
yes i'm stealing that right now
why is this shit loading so slowly
the curse of merlin
really? here? well if you insist
is merlin on netflix ahahHAHHAHA
i've been watching it on this raunchy pop up site
THIS EPISODE IS REALLY FUNNY
LMFAO OH GODJAHSDGAKHSL;FG
i don't even have opinions on this episode it's so weird
why is this one a two part
i don't give a shit about uther give me morgana
omfg this lady's acting i want to cry
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i think this emote is from that ep
that's so gross can you even imagine
at least he doesn't bleed lipstick like kirk
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR HALF-BREED INTERFERENCE you look upset are you okay
i don't want to watch this episode it's literally all uther
waits for him to sing about being the repo man
why has it taken me like two hours to watch a forty minute episode
stares into the void of the whirlpool of my sin
hey guys wanna see my favourite new emote
yes? wonderful. here it is
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u wot m8
i'll bash ye fookin ed in i sware on me mum
... did you just correct my british accent
first of all how dare you
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lover's quarrel
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YES HOW CAN I HELP YOU
UGH isaac fuckin lahey ruiner of lives
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agreed
i'm scott, my girlfriend rps isaac it's really homo
i'm just over here forever shipping stisaac or whatever the fuck it's called because i reject the conformist nonsense that is sterek
I DON'T REALLY SHIP STEREK EITHER? scisaac is my otp though
though shari will get literally behind every ship
I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE STEREK WAS A HUGE THING and then... no..???
(for bailey's benefit: sterek is to teen wolf what jagoras is to atlantis)
it's The Big Thing in fandom but you look for it in the show and there's like nothing there
yeah ajshdhka and people think stiles is the main character because everyone loves him
STAYS OVER HERE AND WORSHIPS THE GROUND SCOTT WALKS ON
look look we r 1
THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP KINKY SHIT I THINK
does that mean if you're into coprophagy and necrophilia you can eat shit and die
or force someone to eat shit, kill them, and then do the do with them
or eat shit yourself, kill someone, and do the do while eating shit
doesn't quite have the same ring to it
does necrophilia count if you masturbate after you die
i'm not sure it's possible to masturbate after you die
alright dracula calm down
this is probably where i'm supposed to go OH I HAVE AN E/R FIC THAT RELATES TO THIS but no i don't this is the one time
you would read it if i had it
i could write one for you guys
she liked it but then i made her ship hantaire instead so i guess i should apologise
do you know yosb on tumblr?
enjolras/jehan/grantaire is a thing
... i'm not sure how i feel about that
enjolras and jehan make out while grantaire masturbates in a corner
HAHA that sounds closer to
GROSS URTHER WAS TRYNA GET IT IN
swiggedy swooty does he got a booty
enjolras and jehan bein lil munchkins with flowers in their hair
fun fact i changed my R pb but i still have to keep using the old one JUST FOR BAILEY because she's a pain
MAD HATTER IS GOOD THOUGH who did you change it to
andrew? no he's the 'new one' lmfao the old one was blagden but he just doesn't make enough of the right faces or his hair's all wrong and ugh
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it's annoying because his face is so cute
oooh i like this guy also
(R named the poem you're welcome)
and R got annoyed because you can't fucking smoke in bars anymore and also called jehan a most portentous wordsmith
he really didn't need luring anywhere but yes
but i didn't want to interrupt les mis
TURNING INTO A TROLL AND RUNNING AWAY AFTER BEING CROWNED THE HEIR
like damn bitch u run in ur high heels
"YOU'RE A TROLL"
"HOW DARE YOU"
daljkkkjsdhf TROLL SNATCH AJSKDHAJL;'
i want to make an uther account named trollsnatch
oh my godddd oh my god he really did it didn't he
WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE THIS IS AWFUL
whispers troll fucker every time he talks
I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO A KING THAT FUCKS TROLLS IN HIS SPARE TIME
JOHN HURT'S BITCH ASS LAUGH
YOU CAN SAY BITCH BUT NOT ASS??
cry uther cry you titty baby
aim's always cockblocking the good namefields
"were you there the whole time? cause if you were"
he thinks merlin heard him masturbate
merlin probably did i'm js
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good i'm glad
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good
fantastic
i want to read merlin porn so bad it hurts
bailey will write spoiler-free merthur porn for you won't you bailey
"to share a bed with you?" " ugh "
pff that's not porn (send me it on aim and i'll give it a readthrough tho i can't remember)
also you should write porn too
because you're good at it and that's what the lady asked for
"WHOA WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING IN FOR A HUG"
" NOOOOOO "
arthur goes to sleep right after
yawns through merlin confessing his love and all that
why
exchanges all emotes for merlin ones
what do you think i did today
don't be mad
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we always are
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TYWIN LANNISTER THE WITCH HUNTER
I'M LAUGHINJGHAFGSDFHGJHKJL
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i realized i lost a valuable opportunity
his face was made for flower crowns look at it look at it
OKAY goes back to watchin
uther is such a twat head
uther is the epitome of a cock
if there were a person who was gonna be a dick in real life like just a complete whole dick like an ENTIRE dick
I'M NOT PLEASE BAILEY HE SENTENCED PAPA TO DIE
nevermind tywin in a cock
*is but he can be in one if he wants
tywin is one of those penis fishes
the one that swims of ur pee hole and kills u
bailey you don't even have a penis
witch hunter fell out a window
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it's a really cute ship okay
oh fuck relevant to interests
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whoops
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ajkshdkasdhk E/JEHAN AW
so gemma about that les mis/merlin crossover
that's a thing that should happen
![](http://25.media.tumblr.com/509f211afc4470bc733c97e680e31917/tumblr_mk3lr6WWeC1s93gbco3_400.png)
THIS ONE IS REALLY BAD DON'T CLICK but do click do it
god this show and hot chicks
i was defeated by a girl IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE FUNNY
HELLO THAT WAS THE GAYEST????????
morgana is such a lesbians i can't
i REALLY LIKE HER A LOT A LOT
that masturbation joke was so obvious
so many poo jokes in this show why
oh
i'm sad
I WAS SHIPPING MORGANA AND HER HALF SISTER OH GOD
i could still ship it ngl
it was really cute
"surely not everyone who practices magic could be evil" WOW SOMEONE WANTS HIS DICK TO GET SUCKED
MERLIN'S EYES ARE MADE OUT OF HEARTS
OHJGFDFSDAFSDGFHGJHKJLK;L'