shows up fifteen minutes late to the smutty picture prompt with starbucks

enjolras
scottie mchottie

bats eyelashes at someone to hit up ladyjolras js

i will wait for you forever

did someone say porn

femmejolras needs to peg someone or everyone i will not rest until it's a thing

u know u can't mention porn without me being around

it's my batsignal

it really is

that makes me so happy

THAT ALSO MAKES ME SO HAPPY

also links because i really want to write porn like immediately

enjolras at the underaged meme

enjolras at the awkward sex meme

omg awkward sex. my fave

enjolras at the non sexual ownership meme

i just want to write short smutty tags all the time right now

i think i might put up a sexting meme because those are always itty bitty tags i don't have to think about

god me too someimes im just mindless smut but i dont have nobody to play so i stare at the void

this is literally me 100% of the time

we should form a club