GOOD i love all ships any ships every ship

so. is there any sexy thing you could like to accomplish with that 'chetta prompt i left for you today

top 5 ships

top 5 kinks u love

impressionist: hopefully really awkward forehead thumping NO IDK cute fluffy banging probably ok

airbath: omg gwaine/grantaire tho discuss

forehead banging das hot

awkward pain

things Peter wants to do to Claire

SHIPS
1. enjolras/grantaire no1 is surprised
2. scisaac but it's REALLY CLOSE SECOND
3. enjolras/jehan
4. enjolras/combeferre
5. barricade boys orgy or maybe the cec threesome wow this list is embarrassing

i see a pattern

assuming the ep/r banging goes on as a way to get out tension and pretend they're sleeping with the object of their affections, what would he do when inevitably, she convinces herself she has feelings for him

KINKS
1. crossdressing get out of my face rn
2. AGEPLAY
3. voyeurism esp is they get caught
4. somnophilia omg
5. D/S but domestic d/s too u feel
every kink is my favorite kink get out

my otp is enjolras/everyone/anyone

idk what somnophilia is

impressionist: cute awks fumbles ok ok

but i concur

somnophilia is like banging a person when they're asleep

LOMFAO

like oh so hot can't control it gotta go now

disappointed awkward sex didnt make the list

airbath: akjsdhsa WE HAVE ALL THE SAME PREFERENCES but omg i ship gwaine/grantaire rly hard now that i think about it

kasjhdkasdh OH NO change that with d/s

sheakespeare: NO EP DON'T DO THAT grantaire would probably keep going with it because he's awful, and unless she says something, he's gonna pretend like the problem isn't there

IF SHE DOES SAY SOMETHING HE'LL JUST feel so bad and try really hard to love her :c and he totally does love her in someways ok just not really in a MARRIAGE AND BABIES way

airbath: jhashdkas i can't they're like the same person except gwaine is way more fun

i'm trying to think who i would ship merlin with

dragons

she'd WANT him to keep going anyway. SO it works out. and she won't say anything until she's pushed to a breaking point. and ugh at least he's trying to love her and now I want this

good

also never get married/have babies with eponine. ever.

akjsdhk NEVER HAVE BABES WITH GRANTAIRE EITHER can you imagine how fucked up those babies would be omg

but they'd be super cute

just totally fucked up

eponine doesn't realy want kids anyway because she'd become her parents

at least they'd sing well

he loves her like a casual life partner who he loves having sex with also you feel me

lkasjsdklasd all of these things are so true

ep/r babies hair game so strong

I totally get you.

OH MY GOSH the best hair

and the sassiest attitudes omg

accidentally knocks ep up

Lots of angst

also another one of my top kinks in pegging you should have said top 10 instead tbh

lots of angst

we should do it

grantaire can't be a papa he doesn't have a job

LMFAO MISERABLE

like eponine is even healthy enough to carry a baby to term lbr

but imagine little baby boy and eponine's younger siblings

IF NICOLE RICHIE COULD DO IT, SHE CAN DO IT

oh my god so cute

FAIR