HAHA SO OK

MY FRIEND HAS HAD A RECENT HISTORY OF DRUNKENNESS

LIKE BELLIGERENT DRUNKENNESS

he thought it would be funny

to tell another of our friends

to send me a video of him faking throwing up into a trash can

even though we'd all agreed to not drink for the rest of the quarter

and I don't even drink in the first place

but I was absolutely horrified and

then it turned out it was fake

he was fine

he was sober

I nearly decked him right there

now I'm just. I'm so ridiculously angry.

I WAS SO SCARED AND WORRIED AND FREAKED OUT AND HE JUST

HE LAUGHED AT ME

HE LAUGHED AT WHAT HE PUT ME THROUGH

I WAS READY TO FUCK HIM UP

OH MY GOD WHEN YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF MAKING POOR DECISIONS AND TAKING 16 SHOTS IN ONE HOUR

DO NOT MESS WITH YOUR FRIENDS BY PRETENDING TO BE SO DRUNK YOU'RE PUKING

I'M SO FUCKING MADA;SDLFJADF

.... Where is he? I need to murder him.

Because making somebody worry just to laugh at it is not what friends do.