(more like )

#forever-grateful-she-can-stand-my-shenanigans even at the end of things

i'd apologize for collette but i could see her asking just that in a totally innocent, struck by curiosity way

just sat around laughing for like 3 minutes

she finds all the questions he has no answers to

hahah yes I was hoping you would!

wow Caesar come on you should totally know the answer to that you're smart this should have occurred to you to wonder about at some point!!!

two years ago he was sixteen and didn't think about that at all!

look all she knows is condoms maybe probably don't exist since that was news to him (and for no good reason she still thinks he's at least somewhat aware of this stuff in his world)

(despite all the evidence to the contrary)

she has unfounded faith

your guy friends never talked about this -- legitimate thoughts

"friends"

"friends" indeed

i guess he has some post-war but /looks at them

younger than he is or a bunch of dumbs

... hahaha yeah probably not the place where he'd learn anything about anything remotely like this

perhaps where he could learn how to use braids in inkwells

but braids make inefficient brushes

it

doesn't need to be efficient, it just needs to be flirting in a most juvenile way

he would find that to be so stupid tho

it is, Caesar, it is

there

a reason little girls don't find this flirtatios. it is because it is dumb and that's my hair butthead!!!

caesar is too intelligent for this early flirtation bs

... that's amusing