Yes because then you'll act more office-professional

GOOD LUCK

Psyche yourself up

And, yeah, people say that actually helps!

OKAY

Sure, whatever works for you.

Oh yeah, I guess I should leave the room soon.

Psh, nothing is more professional than naked bunny slippers.

QUICK WHERE ARE THE BUNNY SLIPPERS

I HAVE MY CV AND COVER LETTER AT THE READY

AHH MY SISTER LEFT THE ROOM

BREATHE

/patpat

I NEED HUGH DILLON HERE TO REMIND ME TO SNIPER BREATHE

BREATHE IN

AND HOLD

COUNT IT OUT

THAT'S IT

SLOW YOUR HEART RATE

...

THEY HAD AN EMERGENCY AND WILL CALL ME BACK IN HALF AN HOUR LOL?

SHOULD I DRINK ANOTHER COFFEE

CLEARLY NOT LMAO

Know what this means?

DRAW DRAGONS FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR

I LIVE

That didn't go so badly; in fact, they've asked if I want to advance my candidacy and go for the May 11 opening.

I have until Friday night to think on it.

Woah, so you could be going in a little over a month?

Yeah.

It's possible.

If I decide not to go for this position, they'll contact me for the next one that opens up, send my paperwork to the manager at the location the position is at, etc.