Congratulations

Cosplay: Disappointing your middle school self's efforts to not be "like other girls" one pair of stylish footwear at a time.

Basically

My middle school self would be so disappointed in me

You own MORE than just a pair of tennis shoes, winter shoes, and dress shoes? Are those HEELS I see?! Omg next you are going to tell me you own MAKEUP.

Me, I hate to tell you...

Past me, I know this is going to be hard. But, most of the time in cosplay I'm wearing a skirt.

NOOOOOOOOO

And one of my costumes is pink

And next year I'm wearing one that involves three petticoats

This is who you turn into, be happy about it.

they'd at least be pleased with your hot topic trash rabbit?

no because that also involves a skirt

anything not jeans was heresey

shame on you

and how are your japanese lessons going? HMMM?

ARE YOU MOVING THERE YET OR WHAT?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T A JAPANESE MAJOR

How's that summer house in Kyoto coming, Michi

god, just ONE summer house?

i really ought to have one in several different countries by now.

what with my huge veterinarian salary

oh, you too?

yeah, why am I not working for the zoo as an exotic animal vet and making a six figure salary???

omg we are just SUCH disappointments

seriously

at least i've actually BEEN to japan gosh, get on my otaku level tomodatchis

no, past me, it wasnt to akihabara where the streets run rainbow with cosplayers you stupid, stupid child

haaaa

I'm not a cowgirl and my elementary school self is seething

where's your ranch, dani?

the horses, the dogs, the cats, the various exotic wildlife?

where's the wild mustang you were going to befriend and go on adventures with WHERE IS IT

IM A HAAAACK