im going to guess the only ones you didnt get were being expelled

Nope, I was kicked out of NMU with a certain lack of ceremony

I've never been arrested

or streaked...technically...

that's still 2.50 you're missing. i'm guessing...

never cheated and never ... dyed hair?

I have never died my hair and I've never stolen anything.

man really

i was close...

so very close