we're starting off with jack vs. lucciano i think
oh yeah and that counter thing
oh right placido calls people worms until he calls them bees
yeah yeah machine emperoer wisel
placido used a card set for jose and lucciano's like nani the fuck and jose's all UGH THIS CHILD CAN WE NOT
the way bruno's eyes are done sometimes just make him looked zoned the fuck out
yeah that's fine and all but you're still taking 3500 damage placido
spirit machine counters mrrr
wait how can you activate that i thought it wasn't destroyed wtf
i guess the other defense thing he destroyed to bring in the bigger one
i love how done with placido's shit jose it
gj yusei your intuition is fantastic
yeah it's gonna return the pain later on and it's gonna suck
break m2 omg break magic 2 i assume? like the one in the second spot
lucciano you TOLD THEM what it does
i mean only yusei remembered but
of course they're gonna try to destroy it
and there goes placido bye
spirit counter is up to 80 now
it frustrates me so i wanna draw it
okay now it's jose's turn
man i wanted to see him get on a d-wheel oh there it is
he's just making one hell of an entrance
and he combines with the d-wheel
poor coffee shop girl she's just like WHAT IS ALL THIS GOING ON while everyone else is at least a little used to weird shit
bruno's got the serious mysterious acceel duelist face on
jack's like shit real damage again
okay i was gonna snark about "oh 400 damage ohhhh" but then jack only had 1100LP and it's now down to 700LP so yeah 400 damage shit
alright and here comes jose's giant rock monster
monster from a giant rock
oh snap jose destroyed spirit machine and is adding all that shit to his lp
and his machine has 12k attack now too ugh
and now it's absorbed scar-red nova welp
and yet again jack has passed out and is being hospitalized
jack you win the hospitalized award of 5d's
they don't want crow to go oh my gosh
cruised in with everything torn up and barely handing the thing off
to reassure the kids he's not gonna die here
though i like how they all expect crow to die
like jack's not dead he's just. really injured
"crow the trickster-sama" crow please
omg the little steam token is so cute
also it's a shame crow doesn't have a special power
that'd probably be useful about now
Nope. Nothing for useless Crow.
he could have like. [adjective] Heart or something
YOU SHOULD KNOW SCAR-RED NOVA'S EFFECTS
why are people always surprised about things they know
crow got hit bad and jack in the hospital is like GRUNTS IN PAIN FUCK THIS
omg jose holding cards is so funny like
three of them are the width of one finger
also don't bother giving anti-friendship speeches jose just. don't.
Yeah, giant!Jose always makes me snerk a little.
holding these itty bitty cards i his monster hands
ohp crow kinda went up in flames
he's barely holding on omg
ah he's gonna summon black feather dragon anyway
leaving the dragum with yusei
oh gosh the twins are crying
dont' pass out on the bike
he passed out on the bike didn't he
he's like "yusei's the only one i can't hate"
....oh they have True Powers we dont' know about yet welp
take off crow and jack's jackets and shirts, bandage them up, then put their jackets back on
okay at some point is yusei gonna have black feather and scar-red nova and idk shooting star on his field
yeah placido you're from blazblue or something you have the look and then "live so that i can destroy you" possessive attitude
so placido calls people worms or bees, and jose calls people ants
lucciano get in on the bug stuff
glowing infinitiy symbols
alrighty then everyone is now flowing in. somewehre.
OKAY i guess it makes sense why jack still has his stuff on it's a one-piece suit but why put crow's jacket back on like
yes let's bandage you up and put your jacket back on idk
How will we recognize him without his jacket?!
damn you're right i could never recognize crow without his jacket
It's one of those little tricks they do. So sneaky.
meanwhile bruno is "casts glance off with shadowed face"
ah it's future neo domino city
okay so the more synchro summoning the more d-wheels and the more momentum used aaaaand that led to shit
because they spun too fast
TOO MUCH EVOLUTION basically.
AND THEN MACHINE EMPERORS CAME AND KILLED EVERYONE
your parents are dead now
he has a friend with a giant gun
and he looks like he's from a future space dystopia oh wait
At first I was confused about what you were talking about and then I realized something might not have been explained yet so n/m
how did machine emperors become physical though like wtf
unless this is some fake shit then good call but
oh hey jose before he became an elephant
Because the mooooomentum makes all things too real
yusei's already had to protect the future okay he's got this
just gotta keep hitting scar-red nova
and now jose has 3900 lp left
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER, AIN'T IT?!
i was wondering how paradox was going to be tied into this and slowly but surely
this is about when i wish yusei would have some movie flashbacks but nah
very slowly but very surely