Me: Do you know my Plurk password? Him: No I don't know Plurk. Me: You don't know what Plurks is? Him: Let me show you my honey badger face. Me: But, Look it's Twitter with timelines!
Him: Walk away Me: But it's where all the SLers hang out! Him: I need to poop. Me: No That's Twitter. We don't discuss bodily functions that much on Plurk.