ishipit
10 years ago
Man, I had a really neat dream last night
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ishipit
10 years ago
The female protagonist was basically a genie who had lost her confidence about granting wishes after a wish that had gone horribly wrong and killed the wisher and his family after meaning to save them
ishipit
10 years ago
So she was pretending to be an ordinary human tutor for a royal family because hey, genies pick up a lot of information in the process of going around granting wishes immortally
ishipit
10 years ago
Except then there was an issue at a soccer game that they attended leading to horrible gory deaths and a flying saucer trying to kill them?
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ishipit
10 years ago
In retrospect I have no idea why the flying saucer was trying to kill them
ishipit
10 years ago
So they were going around trying to avoid being spotted or traced by the flying saucer, which was kind of difficult considering the flying saucer's technology level and its ability to hack into local
ishipit
10 years ago
surveillance
ishipit
10 years ago
In the meantime, they had picked up a survivor companion from the soccer game who was from a country that had only very recently gotten over a civil war and was unimpressed by the genie's attitude towards
ishipit
10 years ago
noninterference (mostly in the context of royalty) because not much could really have made the civil war worse
ishipit
10 years ago
Eventually they found themselves on the flying saucer because you try avoiding anything that can hack into anything and has seemingly unlimited magic allpowerful weapons that are like a foot long, can fly
ishipit
10 years ago
can see like an eagle wherever they are, and can destroy on basically whatever scale they are told to, whether that's a fly or a large building.
ishipit
10 years ago
Once they got up to the flying saucer, they realized that the weapons that had been causing most their trouble were actually bunnies genetically engineered into being one-shot genies
ishipit
10 years ago
And the genie who'd been afraid of using her powers gave one of them a wish
ishipit
10 years ago
Because the bunnies were genies which meant they were also sapient, which means that they'd basically created a race of sapient creatures that existed to die and destroy other people in the process and that was
ishipit
10 years ago
sufficiently terrible (especially after her arguments with civil war dude) that she couldn't not grant a wish
ishipit
10 years ago
The bunny who wished was dying, and could have wished to survive, but instead they wished that all the other genie bunnies could have enough knowledge to make their own choices
ishipit
10 years ago
And they did, and suddenly the spaceship had no more one-shot genies because they all went out to grant wishes
ishipit
10 years ago
which freaked out the genie because of her wish trauma, but then she looked at what they were granting and while there were definitely some really bad wishes being granted, on the whole they were doing so much
ishipit
10 years ago
more good than harm that there was really no comparison
ishipit
10 years ago
so she and the civil war dude decided to travel together and grant wishes, and the royal family went back to partying and ruling a little more wisely
ishipit
10 years ago
the end
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