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mine would be "h-haha you're so cute, go away ^^;; "

babies

it was actually remarkably civil as far as one-line random hitting-ons go at least

well that's good at least

man i kind of hate fetlife but i am occasionally drawn back to it like "there are humans here... /presses face against glass"

/pets :<

/curls up on

sob I hear you.

my cutoff was always "people younger than my little sister"

i have no little sister but like. the xkcd creepiness rule puts my cutoff at 22 right now and 22 seems like a reasonable rock-bottom line

what is the xkcd creepiness rule?

age/2 + 7

like i might personally use more like 9 or 10 for the adding but i have the bias that in the hypothetical of me actually seriously looking it would be for a vaguely experienced top so >.>

(not that i've ever actually seriously looked even when i was less fucked up, i'm like allergic to actively seeking people out)

:|a 23...

i... would die

/pets

=_(\;;;

....... and yeah no 50 year olds in my life probably :T

that's closer to my parent's age

than it is to mine

that's so wrong

yeah i find that particular formula less reliable when mathing in the other direction

well ok i would play with somebody that age (a-and have :x) not sure i would bang or pursue a deep relationship with tho

/nod

it's not impossible I guess, but the person would have to make me forget ages

v legit