GWU doesn't have the faculty overlap to fill positions that will most likely be empty.

My boss won't answer my emails about my summer job. I'm getting a little stressed.

/lies down on the ground

I have a BFA from an institution that no longer exists.

This is troubling on many levels. I didn't realize how deeply tied my self identity was with going to this school.

I mean, it was a great collaboration of artists and thinking people. So many intelligent minds. They might stay, but some have already expressed their wish to leave.

Some are even leaving DC entirely.

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My bestie sent me this to cheer me up. "I can't stop smiling when I see these butts."