www.plurk.com/FriggnImmy the credit

Holy shit wow

butter side down + cat = perpetual motion.

Seems legit.

That idea has been floating around the Internet for years... People have been planning buttered toast cat array monorails and all sorts...

Wouldn't work on my cats, the landing on their feet thing seems to have bypassed them O.o

Maybe you should file an RMA, Faerycat