Every person who has endured more than three seconds of conversation with Alan Wake deserves a medal.
You're a jerk, Alan
Edward's too amused by Alan's pissiness.
Man, Dirk could go all fucking day
wikkidharley: You're a cute snarky girl!jerk, Veronica
ChromaDestino: OH EDWARD wait until he finds out you're an actual pirate.
deliriousdeluge: /claws at face they get along and this is so surprising to Alan, really.
clarkes: isaac your wrinkles are showing.
wow rude.
didn't they teach you manners in the mesozoic era
wow, this is alan's idea of getting along?
judging you man
(no but I love it XD)
he needs prepiration H
This is, in fact, Alan's idea of getting along, yes.
LEGIT PIRATE YES only he's settled by now u_u