Three call offs, including our midday coordinator

Four front end registers and two pharmacy registers went out during the storm

60+ year old customers getting fights with each other

Customer getting mad because our chickpeas got relabeled as garbanzo beans and the guy helping her didn't automatically know that

Same customers tells ME to calm down and states that she has two masters, so she's REALLY smart

oh god what the fuck

Just. What.

two masters!!!! wao

so smrt

smrty pants