First, she spilled her water everywhere, because she ~wanted~ to splash me, but had just enough sanity left to know that was an awful idea.

Then, just randomly, she leaned over and bit me on the shoulder. And then giggled when I was all 'wtf'

Then she went into the pocket of my vest, took out my wallet and bit THAT.

THEN, she asked for her phone. And bit that.

Then I started feeding her bites of my sandwich so she'd stop chewing on random things.

There was singing! And discussions of how much she loves her mom.

And then we got up and walked around a bit because sitting for too long makes my shoulder tetchy.

She kept threatening to climb trees.

And then she started chasing fireflies, and nearly ran out into traffic whilst chasing a goddamned bug.

XD And then Sera showed up and Jaime was officially no longer my problem.

~someone~ has an oral fixation... sheesh

that sounds hilarious as hell though

kinda makes me wonder if those cat lasers work on high humans...

and if that behavior is like cats on catnip XD

IDK. If i'd had a laser on hand I might have tried it.

I probably would have tried to bite it.

-laughs- is there any video footage of this? She could be an interne sensation! XDD

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