Put the baby to bed screaming, 2:30 wake up screaming doesn't want comfort, morning wake faking good cheer, pissed as soon as she sees me.
I have to drag her out of bed and into the bathroom for bath time. She fights getting undressed, and immediately starts giggling...
...when the waste starts. Now she's quietly playing by herself in the tub.
Water* autocorrected to waste three times. x.x