new theory plurk!
okay, we need to prove athena didn't do this
go team go
athena didn't do it because. because.
because you would have to teleport into kaoru's room
unless you knew about his trap
or if you parkored down from the roof!!
and into the grease and glass
only sebastian parkours because he knows where to parkour to without getting killed
no in all seriousness,
athena could have heard about kaoru's traps in his heart okay
she climbed out maribelle's balcony and to klavier's balcony
using her extremely scientific hearing
so she did technically have an opportunity to get onto his balcony pretty easily
yeah it's definitely possible for her to get onto the porch but the grease and glass thing is an issue
but has kaoru checked to see if someone drilled through his wall
okay so we're still trying to prove athena couldn't have possibly done this?
yes
:|aaa
i'm gonna go with the kaoru is lying and athena is a giver upper plan everyone kill kaoru
did we check to see how long the katana is--wait no wrong case
she actually got a utility knife
i forgot to update her card
however, klavier and maya found it in the room search
it's not damaged or anything
man if Feferi wasn't dead she would have something to contribute
if only we'd all marked our guns
if she had a skeleton key she wouldn't really need maribelle to let her into the wing but you could argue that she was keeping up appearances
So is the idea that she swapped the guns when she visited Klavier that day and hopped the balconies to do it?
I guess it also doesn't really make sense how the murder itself has anything to do with kaoru
since to get kaoru on a suspect list something would have to link to him as the murderer and athena couldn't have known it was the finale
SEBASTIAN HAS A RANDOM THEORY.. he wants to check kaoru's fingerprints with ink to see if they're actually the one(s) they found because truth no producer
should that be a toplevel?
*trust
truth too
i guess
whatever i had wine with lunch don't look at me
yeah go ahead and top level
also guys there's one particular thing that
you haven't gotten because you've used ooc knowledge too much
and that's part of the issue with not finding clues
so don't have your characters make assumptions based on ooc knowledge
What assumptions have we been making? I guess everyone assumes the poison is the item that shouldn't be there?
pause as everyone rereads things
But I don't know how you'd fake a fingerprinting kit or skeleton key
this is specifically an assumption you've only made because of ooc knowledge
like to the point that when things have been brought up, people have gone 'no, because [ooc knowledge]'
everyone assumes that kaoru is a kind innocent soul oocly we know he's Evil!!! clearly we're not using ooc knowledge enough
Athena's schedule?
I guess we can't confirm any of that for real
no
apollo is still waffling on if part of the letter rings truth because PARANOIA and also kaoru
the ochimizu Kaoru received isn't really ochimizu it's just normal poison?
we've all been saying 'no ochimizu makes you go insane' but well I guess Kaoru explained it IC too and we're trying to believe him right now
christy i am extremely disappointed that top level reads 'fingerprinting kaoru' instead of 'fingering kaoru'
you're right
let me fix that
too late i already responded
nevermind i can't
OH....
LMFAO
WELL THEN
huh that works too
it's chizuru in disguise!!!
someone should go get that hand that got blown off of chizuru's corpse and see if it matches that!!
THE FINAL TWIST
so should we ink everybody and find whose prints they are
ink the severed hand
Kaoru cradled it for a reason
yes ink everybodt
dig up the bodies!!!
obviously they're toe prints!!
kaoru was using his gun with his feet
makes sense
chizuru all along
was our assumption that the fingerprinting kit was legit!!!
truth no producers
(this time it was intentional, i would like to note)
truth no producers
the skeleton key is actually an interdimensional key that leads you to a version of the room where no clues exist
everything is a lie
I'm sad that's too long to make a plurk name
lmao okay also now that it's been basically confirmed that kaoru was super framed, i can say that
the only reason we picked him as our 'true mastermind' was because we thought it would be absolutely hilarious after literally everyone suspecting him oocly
oh snap what's happening
also i'll say that yeah it was the ochimizu
no one icly ever considered it as a poison or asking what the properties were of the host
to frame him as one and him just being like 'what the fuck' LMFAO....
we asked kaoru that was good enough!!!
ochimizu ruins us again
kaoru even told the truth about it this time I think
Oh wait so
We were supposed to ICly think that Kaoru used the ochimizu to poison Athena and then we would ask the host and then he would go 'it's this kind of poison'
yes
and we would go 'but that's not what Athena suffered Kaoru is being framed!!!'
no haha
whoops
i mean the host would've lied
it would conveniently match athena's symptoms
naturally
Gasp Host-chan is betraying us =(
I like how we messed up by trusting Kaoru
but everyone who brought it up, someone on plurk would go 'no we saw how ochimizu works in mm1'
which isn't cool
well we did ask kaoru about what ochimizu did icly
it's cool to trust kaoru icly but not cool to use ooc knowledge like that to prevent ic conclusions from getting drawn
hahaha man when we were working out this case i was actually worried that we made the ochimizu too obvious
because of athena's eyes being bloodshot and red
and also the glass just conveniently having 'bloodstains' all over it
if it helps until this moment i had no idea what anyone was referring to with ochimizu
'idek what's going on i'll let them figure it out'
there weren't any teenagers or pets involved
so it couldn't have been ochimizu
clearly kaoru should drink it
yes go kaoru go
did kaoru expect everyone to just trust him like they did, incidentally...
everyone was just like "oh okay"
i'm so disappointed
that he never actually tested his ochimizu
and realized that it was just straight up blood
yeah kaoru wtf eat your evidence
DID ATHENA JUST BLEED INTO THIS WHAT THE FUCK
squeezing athena's hand over the ochimizu vial
drink it anyway you still have time
sebastian can still sniff the ochimizu
and let everyone know
since now his bullshit radar is on track
shooting him in the butt helped him focus
yes
sebuttstian had a purpose after all
Gave him the kick in the rear
Literally
apollo is a hero
should we make another top level for finger(print)ing everyone
I think we should just so we can continue triumphant top levels
you can but just assume everyone agrees to be printed
maya doesn't 
tasers Iceland
why are you tasering iceland what did he do
oh oops sorry tasers seab ass
I thought iceland was fingerprinting
hehehe
oh whoops was he?? I can delete if iceland wants to do it!! my bad
maya just wants to hold ur hand hostchan
no I misread on my phone
go seabass go
you earned this through blood sweat and vomit
sigh
what about tears we need to make sebastian cry now
is that even possible
it is actually
but only if you throw caustic chemicals in his face
show him the cutest possible kitten
like mustard gas
oh
thanks canon
he was really hurt and upset that he cried because of mustard gas
guess what nanami got back as a prize this week!!
let's throw nanami's gas bomb in his face
he threw a small tantrum about it
high fives wighty
o/
omg that would be so funny
\o
he'd solve his case at home HAHAHA
although he might actaully die...
yeah probably
eh
oh jeez
TIME TO FINGERPRINT THE CORPSES COME ON GUYS
does kouha even have fingers anymore
FINGERPRINT THE HOST
s o b
and maybe athena, too
next top level 'fingering the host'
finger everyone
apparently
can iceland go talk to the host about this or does someone else want to
yah check athena's prints
oh yeah check athena's first
i feel like we. we don't need to dig up bodies tho unless we want to scar ourselves
everyone go talk to the host
everyone dive on the host host party
host chaaan
iceland is so done
wait we forgot to wingprint mr. puffin
^ that was honestly how I read that tag
/goes to lawyer at the host!!
it was the puffin all along
it never liked athena you know
it's true
heading out for dinner I expect the castle to be in flames when I get back
everyone can come help rules lawyer the host
yes I am not sure where we should go besides rules lawyering
so everyone do that
I wonder what the producers are doing right now
Wriggle isn't good at rules lawyering can she just yell angrily until he gets annoyed at her?
did someone get fired for bringing sea bass back on
poor host-kun does not deserve this
after everything he's done for you jerks you're going to get him superfired!!
poor host 8(
well there was some stuff that was suggested that no one did
but it might not be important
someone fingerprint athena
maybe we would be more lenient if host chan shared the content so of spain's mysterious letter
it the ochimizu? because I can announce that since sebastian went off and tasted the evidence
or kaoru could he was there
sebastian tasted it though
thank god someone ate the evidence
i was worried we were gonna go the whole season without someone doing that
to be fair he only tasted it because he was like 99% sure it was blood
because he smelled it first
oh the blood is actually super super potent poison
if he tasted it, it would immediately induce vomiting
all over himself
of course
they're Athena's prints!
....huh
that makes sense at least
since it's athena's gun
I think I have an idea but it may not work
we'll see when the host responds...
HELLO...
kaoru's prints are actually athena's
and his ochimizu is actually blood
Sebastian verified this with a homemade fingerprinting kit
So now the primary action is threading with the Host
he got super set up
basically the fingerprinting kit was rigged to show athena's prints as kaoru's!
kaoru was actually poor sweet and innocent
so yeah it's basically been proven that this entire murder was a set up by the producers to have a trial and get poor sweet innocent kaoru executed
and now everyone is arguing with host-kun
i like wriggle's approach
Iceland is suggesting that Athena needs to be on the suspect list
no one should vote because anyone they vote for is going to be the wrong answer anyway
so they might asw ell just not vote
a big middle finger to the producers....
yes sebastian agrees [emo9] truth no producer
i regret renaming my emotes
They might as well indeed THE PRODUCERS HAVE DELIVERED ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS TO THEM
apollo is just okay but what if they just kill us and reset us
and film a different ending again
since if we can get athena on the list we're voting off a dead person
no bloodlust
we need to break them 
then that gives them more time to figure it out all over again whereas if they vote for anyone they have their desired ending right away!!
yeah someone toplevel to bring it up!!
since where it's being discussed is kind of buried atm
but if you vote for the wrong person don't you all die
if they're all going to die anyway they might as well just not vote and die that way
Iceland doesn't think voting for no one is the right idea because then the audience gets to watch eleven people die
can dead people toplevel
apollo is with you iceland
same with voting for the host, they still get to watch the host die
THEY JUST GONNA HANG US ALL AND BE LIKE WEEWHOO REDO
Host-kun actually had a kind of strange quote
If you are correct, that person will die and the rest will live. If you vote wrongly, all of you will die.
I think sweet innocent Kaoru should volunteer to die for the team
united with chizuru
so basically culprit-san will die either way? 
Iceland wants to give them a no one dies situation
well, no one who isn't already dead...
sebastian wants them to try so that he can take some of them out with him
come at me bro --sebastian michaelis, 2014
one lone intern shoots seabass in the butt in his final stand
hehehe
lmao well
keep in mind what the goal is here
if you manage to get athena on the suspect list and execute her, you're basically saying that the producers were right and the trial wasn't rigged
yeah I just had Glinda protest...
refuse to vote
suicide pact it is
make room in the graveyard
demand the talking lamp be a suspect
you can talk Iceland down if you want, his second option is not voting, so
it seems weird to not vote though! IT GOES AGAINST MY SENSIBILITIES OF NOT IDLING
spit blood
okay I'm awake I think I know what's been happening hello
I heard that we were trying to rules lawyer
he saved it for u kaoru
I think our current plan is not voting
burn everything and then dont vote
save host chan and everyone 2014
apollo won't vote if the others tho but he is hella lawyering for answers
alternatively blowing stuff up later
if the others don't*
sebastian will drop u apollo
let's wreck some shit
it won't be on your butt sebastian don't worry
Iceland doesn't actually want to die this is his big problem here
where did wriggle get the name 'okuda' from is that a real thing
it's easy for you, Mel, you already have graveyard access
think about the rest of us
i think wriggle just picked a random name? 
no her desire to not get iceland dead is so strong
oh wriggle =P
ditto iceland apollo is like okay i want to screw with the producers too BUT IF WE DIE
quick someone shoot iceland in the shoulder
She did
or blow up his shoulder
apollo this is your moment (again)
get outta here!1
so what should we do for an hour let's play games
unless we're totally super off and all about to make a terrible mistake
wriggle knows things
everyone abstains from voting
except wriggle who writes in okuda
everyone drops down the tower and wriggle wins
wriggle castle
This was her plan all along she's going to take over the grounds and start her town here.
do we have one I thought we were just badgering the host and forgetting to vote
some folks are deliberately abstaining so yeah there should be a top level 8|a
GHOSTS
along with badgering
I will laugh so hard
if Kaoru really is the evil True Mastermind pulling the strings all along
and now he's like GUYS THE PERFECT PLAN IS TO NOT VOTE
at 8 we'll get a message going 'kaoru wins murder manor 3 starts in six months 
'
'
hehe
that's okay tbh
IT IS
either way we win
WE WOULD GET TO PLAY AGAIN
this time sweet innocent school boy kaoru shows up
mm3
Shithead Chateau
mm3 everyone has to app a version of kaoru
highschool au kaoru
why don't we all just leave and stand on the grounds of the castle if we're not going to vote anyway
I want to see that so badly
kingdom hearts au kaoru
everyone go outside
okay but seriously can apollo just go blow up the servants quarter via garage
what if the graveyard is in there
IF WE'RE ON A SUICIDE PATH ALREADY
whatever they're dead already they will be fine
lmfao nice
i just came home and katar skyped me to tell me about all this shit going down guys.... 
can we go outside though I DON'T SEE WHY NOT AT THIS POINT
and we'll already be on the ground so no dropping
smell the fresh air one more time before we all die
maybe it will be a dinner thing.
where you're inexplicably drawn to dinner
everyone except sebastian
the castle is alive
you're inexplicably drawn to the dungeon
who drowns in a flood of vomit
but not before he gets shot in the butt
oh right was someone top leveling the not voting plan
you guys keep talking about top leveling it
go for it
i agree 
i agree with the plan of cheek symmetry
yes do it
that makes austria's comment way more amusing
throws in some nation angst since we're doing everything else this trial
yeah someone top level the no vote plan
lucylovespluto: if yall tell him to blow up something he will at this point they have nothing to lose
except their lives i guess
but still
oh yeah do us a favor guys and if you do not vote,
still reply to the voting post saying so
Under our own headers then?
do we just reply under none of the headers?
make a new header that says suck it producers
yeah that's fine!
GUYS IF YOU FUCK THIS UP AND YOU ALL WIND UP IN THE GRAVEYARD............
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO INSTEAD HUH
hi friends
I DON'T KNOW
i'm half expecting someone kaoru to vote and fuck them all over while laughing maniacally
graveyard party
I think so far Iceland and Apollo have expressed the most misgivings with a no vote
i almost want kaoru to cackle maniacally and win and everyone dies
hehe
I AM FULLY EXPECTING THIS, TBH.
kaoru can't die then he'd have to listen to HERR NAGUMOOOO again
this was his plan all along
are we not voting under our own headings or under no heading at all
no heading at all
ty
I think Kaoru wants to fuck the producers over more than the other players at this point
which is what we have going for us
ICELAND on the other hand... I mean what
kaoru did such a good job last game they hired him as a producer
there are conditions where Iceland might fuck everyone else over but
nobody puts kaoru in the corner
aw, the host hugged nanami back
the dks testing kaoru was fun...
yw, kaoru
that was kuzuryuu's fault
he told them he was suspicious and how NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT OR DOES SHIT LIKE THAT WITHOUT ULTERIOR MOTIVES so they decided to see how far he'd go to be passive
did you throw cereal at him
that's another good way to test kaoru
feferi took him for that crazy car ride
i really hope this is the right answer and you all don't die
because otherwise you're going to have to deal with an agry tirade of "well done, shitheads:
angry*
testing kaoru was so important
it was. though they never did fully figure him out
yeah they were like THIS ISN'T NORMAL BUT ???
yeah...that was really as far as they got
"there is something with kaoru.......but as long as it's not hurting us i guess that's okay"
"chizuru, don't trust him"
cuttlefish please
AND THEN SHE SPILLED DK SECRETS, TY CHIZURU. 
fef had to jump in and cover for that
YES THAT DEFINITELY WASN'T SOMETHING NANAMI AND KAZOO FIGURED OUT THE SECOND WEEK...
okay i'm gome
*home
let's scapegoat poor innocent kaoru
we've decided to not vote instead
nope let's scapegoat
Should have gotten Maribelle in on it somehow, she would have been great at torturing Kaoru
omg
that was literally their plan just
they should have gotten maya to do it
poke him and see what happens?
maya could have cracked him
yeah their whole plan was just to bug him
knocking on his balcony window in the middle of the night
stealing his clothes
serving bear blood tea
DID THEY AT LEAST SUCCEED IN BOTHERING HIM...
some of the stuff austria did in his piano lessons was just her trying to see if he'd really put up with some of this abuse for that long
Austria is an honorary DK
kotobae
is
that why we had multi-use butler and groundplanes.....
kotobae
was
that part of the dk conspiracy
......... Phoenix
no i think that was just phoenix being phoenix
we were such good dks, guys
such good dks
but it might have been
what did phoenix do
we were the greatest dks
so fearsome
groundplanes
phoenix wins lbr
bless hobodad
murder mystery themed multi-use butler
yes he was
What is the deal with groundplanes anyway? I missed the memo and I've been puzzling over that the whole game.
Oh!
and then he referred to them as groundplanes
didn't he say there were-- yeah that
to everyone else
Oh no...
has kaoru ever tried to open up a car to look for the horses...
Tiny metal horses
okay i have company over BUT inquiry if we all are not voting if we all just go outside
can apollo blow up the servant's room
cuz the host just said it was "backstage"
I thought it couldn't be blown up
though I guess we could blow up the castle around the servants' wing
let's just bring down the castle
i am okay with all blowing up
we're 'investigating'
apollo tell us what you're doing
I'M GOING TO GO SAY NO VOTE i just got surprise company over i'll do it right now
also apollo
JOIN SUICIDE TRAIN
host-chan is so tsun
I'M NOT YOUR ALLY OR ANYTHING B-BAKA NANAMI
f-figure it out for yourselves!!!!
hugs
it's only nanami tbh
if anyone else tried they would just either get shoved off or him just awkwardly standing there
*nanami and spain
except SPAIN NEVER HUGGED HIM 
spain hugged me~
what about maya
the truest mastermind
you guys should ask host chan about spain's note since you're about to suicide pact
do it 
tell us hostchan
he is taking it to his grave!!
HOSTCHAAAAAAN
HOPEFULLY HIS GRAVE WILL NOT BE DUG FOR SEVERAL MORE YERAS
host-chan do you liek me
I WANT HIM TO SURVIVE THIS GAME AND RETIRE TO
IDK A FARM
no dig it right now. and tell us in the graveyard.
if he won't tell us while he is alive then he will tell us when he is dead
i can hear kaoru's laugh now...
a host farm
7 min
GOD NANAMI ARE YOU EVER GOING TO LET THE PSP THING GO
YOU LITTLE SHIT
five minutes
take that grudge with you to the grave nanami
3 min
ps leave the psp
HE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO GET A BOOKCASE DROPPED ON YOU GOD
HE SEVERELY UNDERESTIMATED THE FORCE OF THAT GRENADE
KAZOO IT'S A GRENADE
god kazoo
1 min
one minute
no
kaoru castle
I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH AT HIM BEING A COCKY LITTLE SHIT AND UNDERESTIMATING THE GRENADE/OVERESTIMATING HIS ABILITY TO WITHSTAND A GRENADE
TIME'S UP
wow kazoo.
LMAO NO THE BOOKSHELF
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
oh boy 7 oclock 
/prepares popcorn
/prepares popcorn
THEY WERE GOING TO GET A BOOKSHELF DROPPED ON THEM. THAT WAS CCAPAPY
cappy*
that was so much fun to watch btw
reasons why more people should discuss their suicide plans with Maribelle first
lucylovespluto: britt and I were watching you guys thread 
okay it's actually taking us a bit to get the execution post up
but here is a preview
hahaha
hahahahaha
writing ten executions would take a while I understand
Maribelle wants to be beheaded
yeah at least let us pick
or well I want Maribelle to be beheaded
kaoru won
Maribelle wants to go home
therefore he gets to pick
only austria got to pick
kaoru castle
except seabass
that's what you get for being suckers
who gets barfed on
to death
sea bass
or should i say
execute sebastian's butt seperately
seab.... ass
the butt is the mastermind
the butt gets to live longer for kaoru
kaoru spent two intimate minutes with that butt
he needs time to say goodbye
only two minutes?
well, two intimate minutes in a public trial
also it is so sad you guys didn't actually print sebastian's butt
they were totally making out on saturday
because 'kaoru's' prints would have been all over it
LMAO....
athena pls