lmao graveyard clique hates me
oh no now all our secrets are revealed
it always leaves someone out
IT'S ENDGAME ANYWAY WHO CARES
gasp all these dead friends we missed
you're back, friends, we missed you!!!
I got abandoned it was sad
so anyway feferi has made decisions and these decisions are final
LET ME READ THE GRAVEYARD
yuyuko just promised to remind kouha he wants to kick kaoru in the balls later, so there's that
no one is allowed to hurt kaoru
don't bruise that delicious bod
it's just a debt kaoru owes him that he intends to repay
um he's just bruising his dick
who's even going to be seeing that
hurt kaoru so he can have hurt/comfort with sebchan
omg
i believe someone just said "if kaoru is copulating with anyone it's sebastian"
kaoru is way too good for sebastian
that's why sebastian wants him though tbh
kouha will ship ss freaky incest shit forever
here's hoping kouha gets bonked on the head and forgets all about it
the memory of kaoru obsessing over chizuru and wanting to repopulate with her will remain
oops did chizuru just trip while carrying a heavy rock. oops did it just hit him in the head.
and also sort of murdering him in BS too
kaoru owes him two balls for two debts!!
lmfao kaoru got kouha killed twice kind of
kouha still really likes kaoru.....
but no he's getting kicked in the balls
so far we have a lot of not its here
go three for three have kaoru kill kouha again
lmao in a no-holds barred no limited powers OP beatdown though kouha could probably murder kaoru
but sadly being smart and subtle is just too much to ask
it's meant to be at this point
also BS was total...well it was total bs because kouha had to do all the work supermurdering yuyuko too!!
they were all OP fuckheads
HE CAN'T SUPERMURDER TWO OP PEOPLE AT ONCE GOSH
i like how we had to timeskip
because they all just kept fighting
man now I'm thinking back to that first trial
and Aki PMing me to make sure Maribelle would help with Kaoru's alibi
the timeskip was literally just
and me going "lol if it turns out he did it Maribelle is going to be furious"
kaoru and yuyuko flashstepping/bulletstorming at each other while kouha hung out behind his giant swordwall
and ate burgers and practiced his maya impersonation
AND I REALLY BELIEVED HE HADN'T
by next murder game kouha will be the perfect maya
gosh no wonder she went down first
AND AKI TOLD ME HE HADN'T it was too early in the murder game for Kaoru to murder!!!
yeah stiles shot him actually
you guys can definitely assume that kouha punched him for that
im curious as to what a full-barreled-no-power-limits fight with the three of them would be like LMAO
like i mean instead of picking her off and then going for each other
THREE-WAY OP EXPLOSION BOOGALOO
i mean kouha can legit squash everything in like a mile radius with like ten tons of pressure if he's really OP up
Kaoru really in his room the whole time Maribelle said thought he was was that a lie too
but if we take out his extreme magic it would be a really even battle
she has a 60-second invincibility spellcard
i think kaoru is going to lose in this battle
oh okay maybe just kaoru would be squashed then
because once he pulls that he is super weakened
everything just phases right through her for a flat minute
BUT OKAY YES back to graveyard discussing!!
we still need four volunteers!
vinea i pinged you in the pp but what would kougyoku do?
...
everyone awkwardly go not it
stiles would volunteer but wow kaoru might actually shank someone if he did
yeah he probably would HAHA
austria thinks stiles is a great contender do it
chizuru will volunteer if there aren't enough people so there really... should be enough people or else we'll have a very unhappy demon on our hands
none of the dks are allowed fef said so
yuyuko volunteers phoenix
yeah phoenix might not be a bad choice tbh.....
EXCUSE U ONCE YOU'VE HAD AMNESIA 5+ TIMES IT GETS TIRESOME
austria thinks one lobotomy is enough she feels you yuyuko
phoenix might be one of the ones better off considering how all the AAs are going to be like WHAT THE FUCK DUDE when they get their memories back
we're expoooosed /comments for notifs
is he going to be not allowed
ian
idk what is happening but save phoenix 2014
YUYUKO VETOES THIS WITH EXTREME AUTHORITY
we're sacrificing phoenix to the murder gods
stamps giant red VETO onto his forehead
OOC i love his CR so much. ALL OF IT... but i can flow with w/e happens
WE NEED TOO MANY VOLUNTEERS!!!
this is too big a number!!
WELL WE'RE UP TO 7 COMPLETELY WILLING VOLUNTEERS ALREADY
WHY AM I BEING LAUGHED AT
I thought we still needed 2 more
chizuru isn't allowed to volunteer we established this
kouha, chihiro(?), spain, ian
kouha, chihiro and ian i think are all definites!
WOW DON'T FORGET KOUHA GOSH
THE JESUS FIGURE OF THIS GAME
forgive me kouha for i have sinned
poor, sweet, innocent Kouha
is this volunteering for permadeath
you can make it up to him by being on team incest instead of team gross sebastian
maya died for your sins in BS
he's getting kicked in the balls either way!
I'm not sure if Spain is definite yet but that means either two or three more
noooooooooo
not happy with it but definite!
do it for Maribelle, Spain
let's make bakura volunteer
I don't know what it is but do it anyway
Okay but a lot of people killed two people
yes lets be as vague as we possibly can to torture the living
yeah why isn't pillows mcgee volunteering to smother himself with a pillow
bakura offered but then rin made him back down on his offer also I dont want him to if possible
wow pillows mcgee can't volunteer
because Rin pillowblocked him
deal with it
Even Chihiro was man enough for this
HE'LL BE STUCK WITH MEMORIES OF 12-year-old him right after his sister died
we're trying to be ambiguous here!!!
we can't save a hobo over someone else
IT'S WHAT YUYUKO WOULD WANT
maybe if kougyoku and phoenix volunteer spain won't have to
we havent heard from a lot of people yet
mayoihobo volunteers as tribute
maya go back to the castle
kouha thinks they should just leave ryou behind
that tag i wrote was a lie she totally volunteers
it's maya castle she does what she wants
stiles volunteer to spare spain and chizuru
you and sebastian have to talk about birds this is so important to me
Yeah I think a lot of people aren't awake at all
stiles is volunteering if there isn't enough
this is some hunger games shit in this plurk
and then he will get shanked by kaoru
sebastian can talk about birds to chizuru's grave...
no their last conversation was so awful it was them super homo hugging it out over chizuru dying for like a full ten minutes
and stiles going 'don't worry i won't leave you alone we're in this together!!'
stiles ur not allowed to volunteer
this plurk:
chizuru will tie you up with her sash and go in your place
so there
no chizuru you're not allowed
that is not the same
i AM OK WITH ACTUALLY VOLUNTEERING SPAIN so no pressure to... whoever is left
or if anyone wants to do take backies and not volunteer
with spain i think the count is 8/10!
i'm volunteering chizuru make that 9/10
SPAIN VOLUNTEERS FOR CHIZURU
YOU GUYS NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN
chizuru no should be a meme
COME ON AKI TOTALLY TURNED THE TABLES ON ME WITH THE KAORU REVEAL LET ME GET HIM BACK FOR ONCE
everyone is going to hold chizuru down
shows up and blows up everything
this sounds like a fun fight to watch, let her do it
okay but from an ooc standpoint i would feel really bad not volunteering considering how hectic things are going to be irl for me and how much i might not actually be around
and then kaoru suddenly and tragically gets recaptured right when they reunite
his last words are 'at least...chizuru knows i love her....'
I don't think feferi will let chizuru volunteer FEFERI WILL GO BEFORE CHIZURU
let's make the graveyard girls go
what if they both go 10/10
volunteer Rin again she's a robot anyway right Stiles
you're volunteering them for bubble baths with robo doris right
chizuru's going i am volunteering chizuru
icly it can be an accident
no
bubble baths exactly that's all it is
oocly it will be totally intentional tho
RIN PROBABLY HAS ANOTHER BACK-UP ANYWAY GOSH
ryou will fight anybody who tries to volunteer rin!!!
WE ARE NOT HANDWAVING RIN AGAIN
implying ryou fighting anyone will be a success
is it even possible to accidentally have it happen
when are we going to find out what's going on omfg
no stiles will fight anyone who tries to volunteer rin too tbh because wow guilt issues over robot racism
KILLS MAYA RIGHT NOW SO I CAN SEE
if Maribelle goes and opens the mystery box right now do I get graveyard access
RIN'S NOT GETTING VOLUNTEERED THERE ARE MULTIPLE PEOPLE WHO WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT ABOUT THIS
stiles will literally tackle chizuru to the ground to prevent her from volunteering
chizuru if you volunteer kaoru will shank everyone
THIS IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
spain volunteers for chizuru
HE VOLUNTEERS FOR CHIZURU
cc ends with kaoru shanking everyone, that's ok
stiles goddamnit we're going for the kaoru shanks everyone ending here
we still need to hear from people who are asleep and stuff
whispers save phoenix 2014
we're not killing him or anything he'll be fine!!!
kaoru shanks everyone ending would be the best ending tbh
every game should just end with a kaoru bloodbath
mel is definitely killing phoenix
I'm not killing anyone!!!
she already killed and got away with it
you can't trust kelly's word she's kelly
both of them are untrustworthy
clearly what is happening here is that austria is murdering phoenix while feferi holds him down
um i have never lied in any murder game ever
THIS GAME HAS GIVEN ME TRUST ISSUES
yana is awake I saw her plurk
wait but then who will tell us about spain's not if we let spain do it
stiles already got himself shot once
everyone got themselves something once
WAITS FOR THE LAST TWO NOW THO
last one i already told you i'm volunteering chizuru!!
chizuru is just getting tied up in a corner
SPAIN VOLUNTEERS STILES BEFORE CHIZURU CAN GO
yeah stiles would volunteer himself before chizuru too CHIZURU NO
chizuru: chizuru yes intensifies
just casually accidentally wrecks chizuru's backup
whoops looks like she can't go!!
she is an adult she can sacrifice herself if she wants to
I'm telling you let's just forcibly volunteer bakura
nobody ever let her in the trials come on let her do it now
im actually curious to see phoenix's decision
we're not even talking about rin okay!!!
peko hasn't even come up!!!
yeah what if we just leave eridan behind
whatever you guys are volunteering for, if Phoenix doesn't volunteer before Chizuru I think Kaoru and Maribelle will happily shank him as soon as he's alive again
yeah no that's actually a legit decision you can make
I'M REPSENTING BASILISK INTERESTS
would that mean one less volunteer is required
wait are you guys keeping Eridan wow
oh then I guess it doesn't matter
gave i apologized to everyone that's going to have to deal with these consequences tho bc man i am sorry lo siento
ugh i hate to sound completely clueless but... i am. what would kougyoku do for what? i'm sorry cappy i haven't been getting pings!
is it in the private plurk
thinking about the consequences rn like
it's cool! hang on let me link
ten people have to give up their memories of CC
kouha is volunteering because lmao who cares as long as he still remembers kougyoku
also the thing with this round is that all the players have actually participated in a former season of MM before
so the people who volunteer would remember their old season instead
save phoenix from trauma 2014
(aka the one where kouha killed someone w1 by literally flying up and dropping a rock on their head and getting away with it)
could phoenix's old season really be more traumatizing than this one
HAHA kouha would remember maya anyway though wouldn't he
he would because old season and BS memories
also cappy i decided they should have been dks
oh okay! kougyoku is not volunteering because of friends and shit
kouha has so many memories of MM though
maya made her a breakfast boyfriend, she would want to remember that
do you think you'll have time to tag around endgame, yana?
yes kou, remember your precious memories of cannibalized breakfast boyfriend
um but if it means not reviving in the real world or whatever then fuck that she
no haha okay let me explain more clearly what's going on
so no one gets to go back home but everyone in the graveyard can be revived
when is endgame? i'm free on the week of the 17th
endgame is like, tomorrow and friday
however, due to the limitations of the machine, ten people have to be revived without their memories of CC
and i think we currently have 8/10 volunteers?
but they're all going to be hanging out in this vague dystopiaverse until they can find a way back home
who doesn't love vague dystopiaverses tho
Kouha Eridan Aoi Freud Marlowe Chihiro Ian then Spain Chizuru Ryou Athena
and should not be counted
guys i seriously don't know if i'm going to be around for endgame or not
think of the besos athena
Like the last four people have all said IC they would do it but have varying reservations
no haha she really doesn't want her to and oocly i don't want her to
anyway yana it's ok if you don't have time!
it's just that speaking on an ooc level, if someone isn't going to be around for endgame, it's probably more fair to let a player who wants to be in it keep their memories, yeah?
OH that depends on how intense... it is, haha. i don't think i can do it on those days and i've been so out of the loop waugh.
sugarrushing icly there's just no way stiles would let her do it i think
i get that, i just... feel really awful because i can't guarantee that i'll be here
it's ok! you can always backtag
also kind of a specific question but... what time will end game start tomorrow...
feferi will pretend to be chizuru
like afternoon or night or..
i mean endgame has started...
WHAT TIME WILL THIS BE GOING DOWN I MEAN
i can't really answer that because there's no specific time things will just be happening over the course of the next two days
shhh feferi will make it work
as a heads up, i work tomorrow night so i' wont be on until late
so if anyone needs me shoot me a pp or something tomorrow
but yes since the secret is out SPAIN WILL FORGET CC SORRY CR SORRY
klavier will hit on him again anyway it's all good
nanami wtf do you have his soccer ball
clearly that is the most imoprtant thing here
klavier who the hell are you
will he still cook though
HE'S GOING TO FORGET LOSING TO NETHERLANDS 5-1
make churros for maya
no spain will let her keep it
WITHOUT EVEN GETTING OUT OF GROUP ROUNDS
the real reason he's volunteering has been made clear
man Ice won't even know what to say THIS IS GOING TO BE SAD
his first question is immediately going to be 'so how did i do in the world cup?'
and everyone is like 'you...you won again spain! good job...yeah.....'
but if he only remembers up until the end of MM, the world cup wont be for another year
but other people will tell him that three years has passed already
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 3 YEARS HAVE PASSED
DO YOU MEAN HE'S MISSED THE WORLD CUP AND THE OLYMPICS
i think spain should be impressed by his own abs
since they are better now than they were in mm
"have i been working out???"
spain laughs AHAHAHA HE KNEW HE WOULD WIN
ah yes, he's looking forward to that second star on his jersey
yeah the question here is
are klavier and austria going to be nice enough to keep that a secret and not rub it in his face
CERTAIN PEOPLE WILL NOT LET SPAIN LIVE A LIE
it is so much more cruel to mislead someone and play with their feelings don't you think
you say this now before spain falls on the ground and cries to god
see what they should do is save it until spain really starts to tick them off at some point
just kill him now. put him out of his misery. shoot him. but not in the legs because he still needs them for next world cup.
and then just be like GERMANY WON THE WORLD CUP YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT OUT OF GROUP ROUNDS YOU LOST 5-1 TO NETHERLANDS
look if you're gonna forget you're a douche she needs to have something over him
no one show spain your paper flowers
im just now reading everything in the graveyard and im like
original character. do not steal.
i have an emote called
now i need to name one juan
what's the crying one named
juan now
why is chizuru so embarrassed about this gosh
it's not like kaoru has any sex life they can really talk abotu anyway
do you wanna tell austria about how great juan pablo is spain
its so obvious but he's so oblivious
tbh i feel like these penguins sum up juan pablo's emotional range perfectly
it's just super embarrassing... in general..........
wow the one night i go to bed early
peko won't volunteer unless kuzuryuu does so she can override his vote
on an ooc level i'd really rather her not
LMAO SAME FOR ME THE ONE NIGHT I GO TO BED EARLY kuzuryuu will not be volunteering
ooc'ly i don't want him to forget and ic'ly he really doesn't want to either because there's way too much at stake for him to forget....
the coma kids back home.......
that and he's not entirely sure how old he was in his last season because he's kazoo and he always looks younger than he actually is...for all he knows he could be shsl despair at that point
HE'S KIND OF CONCERNED ABOUT THAT SEASON HE FORGOT, TBH....not so much that he killed a dude but that he scapegoated a dude.
how unpleasant was i that i could go through with that
and he's with yuyuko, tbh, fuck memory loss. he has memory loss of memory loss at this point and probably permanent brain damage
I kind of want him to forget just for how upset it would make Maribelle and Nanami
shsl despair kazoo shows up, puts the entire castle on lockdown. MM3 STARTS
IT'S WHAT JUNKO WOULD HAVE WANTED
see if it were just that it would be fine but he's honestly more concerned for his home stuff than he is the castle stuff
CASTLE OF MUTUAL KILLING
Maribelle will beat the despair out of him
I assume that's how that works
LMAO NO THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.....
HOW WILL WE KNOW IF WE DON'T TRY
this is the guy who might have replaced his own perfectly functional eye....just to further his own despair i mean
that does it, Maribelle's taking all the dangans home to Ylisse
she doesn't care how many people are in comas that cannot be a good place to be
LMAO IT'S NOT BUT HE HAS OBLIGATIONS
peko is one of the comatose kids.....
they need supervision and staff beatings
Gundam can come, he can befriend wyverns and pegasi
god you realize that since hinata is all tied up in this now too as a hostage souda and owari are alone back on the island as the only survivors
oh god are they even still surviving.....
all their capable survivors vanished
"shit where did they all go"
"where's Chihiro what happened"
where did the shsl leadership brigade go
yeah chihiro is in a different class and he's ding dong dead
I'd play these games or something but it's almost more fun to not have a clue
yes I know I thought they were linked!!!
ah yeah they are! they're just not all classmates
I thought he was alive since he was Nanami's dad
they are but chihiro is a special case
basically he made nanami, then forgot he made nanami, then he died
and I say this as a girl who has played from some canons with really weird time travel family dynamics
yeah you'll just get a headache
the dangan ronpa timeline is like a house of cards.
I played from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles I know I about confusing timelines!!!
but yeah I think I'll leave you to it
it looks great until you lean into close and breathe on it then it all falls down
poor sweet innocent kougyoku must be saved I only read like ten plurks in this but
that is the information we have received I'm sure there's some IC discussion in the graveyard log
that I will see one day... one day......
yeah that's basically it. and there is ic discussion. OR THERE WAS LAST NIGHT.
I'm still so mad that I went to bed literally because nothing was happening and then stuff happened
DID WE GET ALL 10 PEOPLE............
ryou volunteered but he's kind of like "sure okay" FURIOUSLY SHAKES HEAD NO AND CRIES
plus I've never seen Ryou from the canon point I picked so I have no idea what I'd be doing haha
i think we have eridan, freud, aoi, kouha, chihiro, spain, ian, and phoenix
and then i wasn't sure if there was a yes or no from yana
yeah depending on kougyoku's answer we either have all ten or we need one more!
ok so with marlowe it's 9 plus a whole host of reluctant volunteers?
i think I saw Yana say "no" for kougyoku somewhere up there
ran already volunteered one of her characters and shouldn't be made to volunteer two
we have plans for if there is a reunion anyway
yeah norway's one of the characters who was much younger too
anyway i'd also rather not have to volunteer two characters but if we don't get a tenth i can do stiles
did phoenix say no while I was away?
I thought yana changed her mind and said it was okay for kou to lose hers but I might be wrong THIS PLURK IS BIG-ISH
haha i'm not too sure about kougyoku i think that's what we're waiting on
she said she doesn't get pings so i'll pp her
Oh yeah I forgot Ian was Ran too my bad
except for spain the nations would be forgetting centuries which would be awkward
Yeah wasn't Norway like an itty baby in his or something
everybody was babies in their old seasons
Norway was like 15ish but that was back when Iceland was still his colony so that was like the late 1200s to early 1300s
wow iceland no wonder why your hair is grey
he is still the nordic baby, though, the others are like 2000
the only ones who did age were oldfucks mcgees aka sebastian and yuyuko come to think of it
Technically Nanami had "no apparent differences" but [A] AI [B] only one year ago in-universe
technically, kuzuryuu and peko could have appeared to age since they're...avatars....
i forgot the point i was trying to make here and just confused myself instead, ignore me
oh, well, yeah. i was more thinking because it was only a year ago, but sure
peko DID age a little because she was in middle school for her first season. kuzuryuu looked the same save for his eye because of virtual reality bullshit. and because he's babyface mcgee
kouha didn't age he just went from purple fairy to teenage girl
...umm... did anyone else recently get locked out of the graveyard...
i was tagging in it two hours ago but now i'm not able to view the post
also I work tomorrow till 4 am I gonna miss all the good stuff orz
I'm laughing really hard that only one of the killers is on the list
The mm2 crew is too nice that no one has said anything about this
kuzuryuu did his sacrificing for this game already, it's someone else's turn
CHIZURU TRIED TO GET ON THE LIST
WELL KOUGYOKU WAS AN ATTEMPTED MURDERER AND MARLOW WAS A MURDERER...
mm1 would have been like 'UM' to all the 'Ryou it's ok to be selfish' we wouldn't need 10 if he hadn't killed 2 people but everyone is too nice to call him on it
that is part of the reason why mm1 left touko behind lmfao
the other part is because welll.....touko........
probably a good thing he got killed tbh
yeah he got killed right away that's like the best time to be killed if you're a weirdo
yukimura
i just realized that emote is only using one finger because he only has one eye and i can't stop laughing
Spain though... either way Kanaya's going to be approaching Kaoru like I Have Some Bad News
I thought the outside backups were for the people volunteering
the tenth is not me that would be silly
ARE WE TAKING THE MEMORY BAGS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE??
like i've wanted to bring up this point ic'ly for days now but haven't really had the chance to work it in
yana is volunteering kougyoku!
and everyone will regain their memories
jade has to tell me when she gets on btw
I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO PLAY OFF A PEKO WITH MAY EVER SINCE I CREATED HER ACCOUNT TBH
screeeeeeeeee
!
Chorizo Spain will fight you
how many people in mm1 have fluffy critters
I'm still at work so idk what's going on I just saw chorizo
MM1 was the season of pets
though Beat actually didn't have his during
or couldn't summon her anyway
and also she's technically not a pet
KANAYA THINKS SPAIN AND CHIZURU SHOULD FIGHT TALK IT OVER...
fluffy critter fluffy critter
eski: chizuru asked to go in spain's place (again)
BEAT AND RYOU... I CAN'T BREATHE
in an alternate universe it was beat that ryou smooched instead of rin
Rin is going to make fun of him either way
Chizuru you are a tiny thing he will pick you up and have Austria and rin sit on you
fIGHT ME!!!
oh no now everyone can see ryou getting traumatized by athena's bra
i make it my mission every game to mortify at least one shy japanese teenager
oh my god when did that happen
hahahah it wasn't a big deal it's in her arrival
omg i'm so confused at what is happening but /popcorns
she showed up wearing an uncomfortable formal dinner outfit and was annoyed so ryou lent her his spare clothes
and she deck changed right there and he got really embarrassed about it because he's stupid that's all
he's embarrassed on your behalf athena!! dont show your bra to everyone gosh
wow ryou you've seen girl's underwear before
ALERT ALERT TINY PANDA HAS LANDED
I get off from work in a but but if chizuru wants to go around Spain and take his spot I'd be ok with that LIKE I WILL ROLL WITH WHATEVER
chizuru can't forget things because lord polska
He would definitely argue with her and try to ground her if she tried to talk him out of it tho hahaha
Idk what's happening rn someone fill me in for when I get back
an attempt was made but she got shut down (again)
we don't want kaoru shanks everyone end
what are you talking about that ending would be fantastic
i just want a bloodbath...