I woke up today and two of my light fixtures where disassembled and neatly piled on the floor

I was fucking with my home's electric in my sleep

this is how I die

Shit, I'm still surprised you survived your last bedroom, between the hatch-and-ladder entry and your somambulism

I would wake up on my futon sometimes

YOU HAD A HOLE. IN YOUR FLOOR. TO THE FLOOR BELOW.

This is like... The #1 reason I got freaked out when you'd leave your hatch open

but I didnt die

I also can aparently try to change light bulbs in my sleep without dieing

Luck only protects children, idiots, and ships named enterprise.

then smack my ass with a bottle and call me Enterprise because I'm still alive