[bible class] guys, noah was REALLY OLD
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Yeah he was.
HE WAS 950
DANG!!!!!!
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Most of the old testament dudes get to be really old. Wait til you get to Moses.
LIKE NOT THAT OLD BUT.
here is what i'm taking away from this so far
Biblical people are old as hell XD
Methsuleh was ancient
1) i don't really know what firmament ACTUALLY means in the context of this text
2) cain was really fucking sassy and that's probably partially why god was like WHOA HOLD UP CAIN
i mean i don't blame him, cain literally backsassed god
I never thought of him as sassy
did not know that was where 'i don't know, im not x's keeper' came from
but you are totally right
3) i'm also confused as to how much time passed between noah starting the ark, noah getting on the ark, noah waiting on the ark, and noah getting off the ark
4) also not sure what happened to canaan? he saw SOMEONE'S dad naked and that was bad but idk if he saw noah naked or his dad naked
5) did noah just get off the ark and then sacrifice all those animals that he just let off the ark
ohniohn
10 years ago
To be fair, we're not sure if people in Biblical times counted years like we do now, and besides, oral tradition likes to exaggerate things, so who knows how many times that happened before it all got written.
m kind of wondering if it's a 'valjean was 60 and then 80 in the span of a year' thing
i wanna default and say he was on the arc for 40 days or weeks or years.
but i actually can't remember
illin' klorvus
10 years ago
yeah he was in the mid 3 digits wasn't he? like 500 or some shit
yeah it said like 40 days and 40 nights but then it started talking about like 150 DAYS LATER
ohniohn
10 years ago
He was on the ark for 40 days and 40 nihts.
and no he didn't sacrifice them because they had to repopulate the earth and shit.
OH SWEET I RETAINED CATHOLIC SCHOOL KNOWLEDGE.
what is going on in genesis 9 19-20
which bit is that again?
been years since I touched a Bible
ohniohn
10 years ago
If I had a Bible, I might be able to help, but alas. 8I
noah releases all the animals from the ark in 19
hold on lemme look it up.
ohniohn
10 years ago
...oh right, I forgot the internet is a thing that the Bible is probably on.
but then it says in 20 'and noah builded an altar unto the lord and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar'
he took from them
ohniohn
10 years ago
Also what version of the Bible are you readin
ohniohn
10 years ago
g
king james
illin' klorvus
10 years ago
yeah i think that means like eggs and feathers or a small piece of flesh and stuff like that
OK GOOD
took one sheep and sacrificed it etc
I WAS REALLY WORRIED HE LIKE SACRIFICED EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL
im also really interested in the etymology of the word woman here
but idk what the original word they used there in greek was
also gill is having us skip all the sections that are like
HERE ARE THE SONS OF X
XYZ HAD A B C D E
which is nice bc i started making a chart of who was whose kid and then realized i wasnt assigned those pages
oh Biblical family trees
not even Zeus's is so screwed up
after they talk about the offering it said god smelled it and it smelled sweet and i was like
Oh i guess that must be a Thing
im very excited about joseph tbh
and also about whenever moses happens bc of the prince of egypt
and the rugrats episode
rugrats is the reason i know abt passover
rugraaaats
basically this is a really cool class
illin' klorvus
10 years ago
that doesn't necessarily mean sweet like sugary but it smelled pleasant
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