deleted those last 3 super whiny plurks too because they were gross and stupid okay

and I'm gonna find a miraculous way to the job fair after work even with all these extra hours piled on cause I want another job to do after work and that's how it is!!!!11

I threw back hot espresso shots this morning like an old Sicilian dude I'm ready for it

hell yeah the universe can suck it today

...okay just kidding about the last part it turns out that's not humanly possible without a car since I took those extra hours for my co worker

who really coulda said thanks instead of being a bitch at me this morning but whatever I'm not gonna let her ruin my good vibes

...like they're angry vibes now yeah but watch me feel this better all over everyone's faces

exactly Sarah exactly

today you'll smile at people and they'll smile back because you have a lovely, friendly face

and you'll make their coffee exactly how they like it and it'll make their day so much better

or else I'll kick their teeth out >|

I mean yeah the smiling thing sure that

YOU'LL APPRECIATE MY COFFEE OR ELSE

had about enough if everyone's shit this week tbh it's time to choke some bitches and make some motherfucking lemonade

...and clock back in cause my useless lunch is over BACK AT EM

knock em dead

Meet the universe. Break its legs.

EAT DIRT WORLD.

YEAH YOU GOT GET THEM

THANKS I DID. Happy to report my day ended with delicious fish and chips too! Ha!

oh man I want fish and chips now

okay you can have some

well you can't cause it's in my face

but next time I get some it'll be with you

/salute

just pretend to be me while you eat it and it'll be like I'm the one eating it

I'll bet you do a good impression of me

/slams face in and makes piggy snorts

/full after 3 bites

that's you

WOW

WOW???

no okay it's accurate

lol

/popcorns at you two

next I lure you to sakuracon bro you can see the show in person

and watch them try to stop me running in circles like a loon

...well the thigh straps did help with that tbh I could hardly move without tripping on those fuckers

never AOT again goddamn

ahem I eat like a gentleman, don't let her tell you otherwise

pls they are still scraping strawberry off the windows in that gelato place where you scared that old lady and the guy and his little daughters

I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY

snrk